
Bagpipe Guy, Co-creator of @sofarsogoodshow, Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Bestest Boye || he/him
Chicago, IL
Joined June 2015
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Eamon Hegarty retweeted
As expected, the rich begin to flee NYC in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s victory. Quote from one millionaire: “They traded me to Indianapolis bro it doesn’t have shit to do with that guy.”
Lin-Manuel Miranda stole fire from the gods when he wrote Hamilton. Now Bob Iger has him chained to a rock as a vulture plucks Disney remake songs from his skull for all eternity
People on Bluesky keep saying to leave twitter not because it has the exact same community as twitter, but because they know that the twitter we used to have is officially gone. It’s like a harm-reduction facility for social media addicts whose drug is not made anymore.
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I think this is the first time I’ve seen a corporation’s power to kill a meme used for good. Like honestly thank you, Jimmy Fallon’s writing staff. This needed to be done.
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Eamon Hegarty retweeted
april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing
There is a fundamental misunderstanding between America and the rest of the world. A “burger” describes the meat, a ground lean meat patty. But every other country decided that “burger” describes the bread, so any sandwich on a round bun is called a burger. Chaos.
Why have none of the VPN companies been advertising all over TikTok recently? Like you guys can still get on TikTok after the ban very easily.
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Eamon Hegarty retweeted
who at the tv studio was doing the editing here. Was the director still in the booth saying when to cut to the woman getting her throat slit.
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another day, another Bonto
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How I felt about the musical/comedy segment at the Golden Globes
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Eamon Hegarty retweeted
Only one that came to this marx brothers screening, I did Groucho marx makeup for nothing. im killing myself

























