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I can't write, and I'm the most boring person in the world so I thought why not get me a twitter! Seemed like a great idea...

Joined April 2011
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2nd pair of boots this week to giveaway this week are two classics. It’s up to you which pair you want… -RETWEET for Copa’s - Limited Edition -LIKE for Adidas AdiPure I’ll pick a winner in the next 48 hrs
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The pair of boots to giveaway this week is entirely up to you… RETWEET for Adidas LIKE for Nike + Comment on which pair you want I’ll pick a winner in 48 hrs. You can have any pair you like…
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From banning Mars Bars to spiking their orange juice with creatine, Arsene Wenger ran a tight ship at Arsenal. But there was one player in his famous Invicibles squad who couldn't be tamed. Meet the Gucci-flogging, ticket touting enfant terrible: backup keeper Graham Stack....
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They don't make sports stars like George Best any more, and that's probably good news for everyone. But even by his standards, Best's short stint in Scotland involved some serious hell raising...
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GANGNAM STYLE • @psy_oppa
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The 1930 World Cup was absolutely mental. The refs wore suits, the Bolivians played in berets, and the Romanian team was selected by the King... and that's the tame stuff. From premature funerals to managers knocked out with chloroform, here's a short history of the madness...
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This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.
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These days you’re not even allowed to maim the goalkeeper
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The Toss A brief history of winning the first battle - 1966 to 1996
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DROP-BALL! A belated farewell to the game within the beautiful game
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Those magnificent men and their tracksuit bottoms
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Great Britain's ice hockey team, after winning gold at the 1936 Winter Olympics.
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The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
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This week in 1982 Southampton scored one of the greatest team goals of all time. Keegan’s header One-touch football. The finish. And then the celebration. Hang it in a fucking museum.
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26 years ago today: The absolute worst assist of Eric Cantona’s career. Pinpoint.
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When your nan is basically David Attenborough.
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Är övertygad om att @HenrikSkoog kommer bada naken i älven till tonerna av Samir och Victor och festa som om det inte finns någon morgondag den dagen då Kim Jong-Un och hans konsortium tar över Arsenal. Newcastle fansen kommer ligga i lä.youtu.be/oabPUmSf4NQ
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