@e_munson

god's oopsiest daisy, now with one ACL • 4x26.2 & 3 WMM stars • mets fan living in DC, caps fan born in NY

Joined April 2009
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A new marathon PR. 6,895 dollars raised for Smile Train. Thank you, friends and family. Thank you London. 🇬🇧❤️
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jets 2026 wins: 2 weekly wins i have in my company's NFL pick em league: 2
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hire me @nyjets i can fix you
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WNBA finals will crown a first time champion, world series will crown a first time champion, i love it
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ALCS champion cedric mullins
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The Eagles medical staff treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots at the hospital
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let me know if you want the name of my physical therapist, Terry. we can be ACL rehab buddies! we can start a carpool
Nicki Jhabvala
@NickiJhabvala13h
This is not good. Terry McLaurin down in front of the Commanders’ bench. He grabbed his left knee after the tackle.
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preparing for being in Munich during Oktoberfest next year
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the fantasy is that we're supposed to imagine it fits her
Le B 🔮🪁@InverniandoOct 19
O FANTASY BRA SENDO USADO PELA KYLINE JENNER?? TO EM CHOQUE #VSFashionShow
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I’m imagining he’s sick of aaron rodgers so he went into the tent for some goddamn peace and quiet
Deadspin
@DeadspinOct 18
Steelers coach Mike McCarthy entered the blue tent with an injury
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Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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Maryland football cannot hurt me if i just do not watch
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I will donate 50 dollars if you use it towards a locksley buyout @UofMaryland
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saw the social reckoning and it reminded me that on January 6, my coworker slacked me that afternoon and was like “hey can we get that report by EOD” as if there was not shit happening
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Seven months ago, i tore my ACL. Today, i run a 5K.
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- my knee did great, definitely not my fastest 5k ever - i am opting not to have surgery as of the moment because i have a “difficult airway” that means i can’t be intubated for general anesthesia, if i have surgery I’ll get an epidural and be twilightsedated
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- right now I’m doing PT twice a week, started a month after i had my tear - goal is the Berlin marathon next September, it’ll be my fifth marathon and fourth major
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if you’re at the Maryland vs Rutgers game right now, please message me and I’ll give you the number for my therapist
no context college football
@nocontextcfbOct 17
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i want to throw up and throw a chair against the wall. this country has failed so many groups of people and children might be one, if not the most, vulnerable among them.
Sara Libby@SaraLibbyOct 16
This, from the Oregonian, is possibly the most heartbreaking thing I've ever read.
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This is like the end of a dictatorship lmfao
Deesha
@DeeshaThosarOct 16
Brewers are playing Shohei Ohtani’s walk-up song, “Feeling Good” by Michael Bublé, in their winning clubhouse. They absolutely lost it and popped more bottles when the song started blasting.
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katie zacharia press secretary tenure
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