@dylanpayneplus

a guy you may know and like. probably not though.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2014
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Beauty of A Game@BeautyOfAGameOct 16
The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®.
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So glad they glad the Brewers won the NLCS but I am legitimately concerned what a Brewers World Series win might do to my psychee. I can handle the loss but winning might actually put me in a weird place.
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My my my Mitchel
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#brewers
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I would sit my white *ss down and listen
Integrity Guy@Integrity_FreakOct 15
If I saw a goblin on the wing of the plane I would keep my mouth shut and mind my own business. He knows what he’s doing.
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dalek earnhardt jr@dylanpayneplusOct 8
Go Brewers
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Barry
@BarryOnHereOct 15
You're a sick bastard if you take joy in the Dodgers losing.
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Darth Erogenous
@darth_erogenousOct 11
Bernie Mac's DJ keeps playing a 440Hz pure sine tone
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 12
Unbelievable AB from Jake Bauers to set up the go-ahead hit ❕❕❕
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The problem with being a millennial going to a millennial night a club is it just gives me flashbacks to sticky floors and going home alone the same way doing hallucinagens now just puts the taste of tin foil in my mouth and flashbacks to popcorn ceilings that won't stop moving.
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This is probably the one of the more easily predictable events imaginable but if they actually go through with a live broadcast of an execution, rather than whatever effect they're going for, it will become the most memed event in the history of the internet.
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Go Brewers
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Padres fans all week
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I'm engaging with you as a human being here. I got nothing to deceive you on.
Justine Peres Smith@redroomrantingsOct 6
A key to understanding Nathan Fielder is understanding that so-called Canadian politeness conceals a deep dark evil
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If You Want Me To Stay youtu.be/gZFabOuF4Ps?is=aCDm…
The Extreme Music Enthusiast
@TheExtremeMusi1Oct 5
What is the BEST bass line of ALL TIME???
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 4
JACKSON CHOURIO WINS IT. PANDEMONIUM IN MILWAUKEE.
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Too many people are afraid to admit they were an even bigger dork at one time
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And then you evolve into a different big dork
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Anyone have a wedding needing an officiant?
CBS News
@CBSNewsOct 2
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito said the 2022 Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization case, which overturned Roe v. Wade, required “courage” from all of the justices in the majority. "We didn't know it when we produced the draft that was leaked, but it required courage to go ahead with that because of the implications," he said. He told CBS News' @JanCBS that he lost friends over the Dobbs decision. And he called physical threats and harassment "quite disturbing" and "a danger for the courts."
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– at Cherry Creek, CO
Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸
@ReOpenChrisSep 29
An unhinged boomer breaks down and cries and screams that her “petty” daughter cut her off and won’t let her see her grandson. She wants Byron Donalds to make a law forcing her daughter to let her see her grandson. Maybe look in a mirror first, lady. And turn off Fox News.
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