When your partner gets you a Cameo from @kathynajimy for your anniversary and tells her about your Hocus Pocus tattoos you have to log back onto Twitter for the first time in forever to share them with her
No one writes satisfying endings like @Adam_Cesare. Please excuse me while I go reread Clown in a Cornfield 2 so I can catch everything I missed while stressed the fuck out by everything going on
I don’t know what I expected when I got to Death’s episode, but my heart hurts in the best way possible and I’m in a fight with @neilhimself because of it
Not me actually considering using one of my flight vouchers to go out to LA next week to join @jacktheworm and @holdenators for Page 7 karaoke…
I wonder who will fuck up the appointment system for the monkey pox vaccine next week since this the second vendors @nycHealthy @NYCHealthCommr have used… 🙄
I go to see The Black Phone only to stumble into the beginning of a @joe_hill short story…
Also, Lea Michelle needs to calm it with the tanning… 😬 #TonyAwards2022 #SpringAwakening
Am I crazy or did they change the lyrics to Touch Me in some places? #TonyAwards2022 #SpringAwakening
Is truly wild that someone can call themselves an “Equity Advocate” then turn around and not only threaten a black man with the police over a tweet, but then “apologise” for them misreading the very clear threat. @joboaler do better.
My favourite part of @nicolebyer’s special? Knowing that we got a super secret encore joke that none of y’all get to hear! But also, the whole thing. It’s truly a delight so go watch it now.
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As promised, we're here with another book club episode. This time covering @juliekenner's Deja Demon. So if you like cryptic prophecies, zombies, and the Easter Bunny, join us. Because oh, do we have an episode for you! #podcast #podernfamily
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Holy shit… thank you @heathercampbell for unlocking my memory of Snowboard Kids. Now if only I could find a way to play it 😭
I get that it’s an old movie, but did @hbomax really just give away a major plot point of Trick ‘r Treat in the little preview image? 🤦🏻♂️
It really shouldn’t be this hard to get back into your @instagram account if you lose access to your authenticator app
I can’t be the only person who spent the last nearly 20 years thinking @cascada_music was just one person whose stage name was Cascada… right?
Is anyone else quite literally in physical pain from laughing so hard at @nicolebyer ‘s show last night? ‘Cause I’m hurting
I need someone over at @Marvel to explain to me what’s happening here? #WandaVision #Marvel #MultiverseOfMadness #NoWayHome
Listening to @getplayedpod and feeling better that I’m not the only one that found Ace Attorney characters attractive, but uh… was I the only one that found Detective Gumshoe more attractive than Edgeworth? #phoenixwright
Ok, I know I’m late to the party, but the fact that Glenn Close didn’t have a cameo in #Cruella at the end is a tragedy. Who do I need to send this strongly worded letter to?









