@dylaneshbaugh

Writer/Comedian/Musician | Alum of NBC Late Night Writers Workshop ‘19 | Maude writer at UCB NY

 New York, NY
dylaneshbaugh.com
Joined May 2012
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Paul McCartney only likes a little bit of Parmesan cheese.
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz12 Jun 2025
Retweet if you had a period where you became so obsessed with Pet Sounds you almost went crazy
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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit13 Nov 2024
Matt Gaetz is severely underqualified to serve as Attorney General. For more on this Google “Matt Gaetz barely legal”
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Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
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Megan Abbott@meganeabbott10 May 2024
Steve Albini, Gen X 👑
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This is just Kramer
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes27 Jan 2024
Bradley Cooper Spent spent 6 years learning how to conduct 6 minutes and 21 seconds of music in this scene
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There’s no way you’re both named John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. One of you is lying.
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Happy “Play ‘The New Year’ by Death Cab for Cutie” Day to all who celebrate
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People are saying like, "Help, I'm trapped and gonna die at Burning Man." I'm thinkin', "You should have gone to Surviving Man. You would have had a better time." Choose your vacation, better, next time.
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Max Silvestri@maxsilvestri11 Oct 2022
In honor of Blink-182's reunion, here's the best cake ever from The Great British Bake Off.
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New Jersey is the midwest of the east coast
I’m just happy for these four right now
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Try to imagine Morrissey driving a car. You can’t do it.
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Hell yeah I’m into MUATDCW Making Up Acronyms That Don’t Create Words
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she’s a 10 but she plops
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Ah yes, the trip to Pats + Geno's -- a rite of passage for every tourist.
Dr. Mehmet Oz
@DrOz15 Jul 2022
South Philly is ready for a Dose of Reality! Biden's record-breaking inflation is making it harder for businesses like both Pat's and Geno's to stay afloat. A world without cheesesteaks? That’s just crazy!
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Living in America is like microdosing hell
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Mike Hanford@MikeHanford13 Jun 2022
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is… none of your damn business!
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Tomorrow is Friday the 13th so don’t forget to leave out two camp counselors having sex for Jason tonight.
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