𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚘

Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2014
When you think you’re about to have a meet-cute on the NYC subway but you get this note instead:
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐌𝐏 retweeted
Young Manhood & Other Donatable Organs - On The Porch with @McConaughey live soon on my YouTube. Thank you for listening to the EP and buying the book. We love ya’ll very much. Pray you enjoy!
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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Kenny Rogers wrote an entire song about knowing when to fold ’em, when to walk away and when to run. Yet here you are, texting him again like Kenny never sang a word.
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It’s the job of mayors and governors to act in the best interest of their constituents, so I do not have any problems whatsoever with Mamdani doing what he feels he needs is necessary to secure wins for his. But there is an INSANE double standard in terms of the reactions…
Mamdani: We also know the president not just as the leader of the country, but also as someone who has built quite a lot of housing in our city.
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If leftists like you everything you do is okay, if they don’t like you everything you do is not okay Thank you so much for saying this out loud Mehdi
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i find it legitimately devastating that we’re going to lose an entire generation of brilliant child stars because of how they were mistreated in service of our entertainment.
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To feel you all around me and to take your hand, along the sand. Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind
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I’m going to be very sexy and happy this Summer. (this is a promise and a threat)
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Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽
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If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home. Thank you.
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This old man was following me/taking photos of me from behind and this young guy stopped him and made him delete all the photos
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It's a show? It's a lifestyle. It's a religion. We are sorry to say that Gilmore Girls Seasons 1-7 will be leaving Netflix in the US on June 30. Raising a cup of coffee to every fan who visited Stars Hollow with us.
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“Love Island USA” executive producer James Barker has died while the show was filming in Fiji. James Barker died following an unexpected medical emergency while the show was in production. Cast and crew will pay tribute to him in Tuesday’s episode, according to the network. [📸: Getty / @chaoticdj ]
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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this guy needs to be stopped and once for all. he’s gone too far
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don’t you dare forget your roots you little red fuck
Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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who wanna come over and do some ear stuff
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its officially my season... GEMINI SEASON bahahaha 😇😂
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Becoming Albanian
Wait so wtf were the previous NYC Mayors doing?
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