𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍.

— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐀𝐓. an independent portrayal of rabastan lestrange from the harry potter verse. adult!au. marauders era. brother. former death eater. husband. he/him. a deity of #𝐡𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐚.

really? nothing fancy. . ? ( he hates dressing fancy )

that sounds perfect. uh. . . what is he supposed to wear?

. . . if he's being honest, he knows next to nothing about them.

he can't remember the last time he went to a museum. sure. sounds like a nice night.

he's looking forward to it as well. what would she like to do with all this free time?

well, he's not going to say no to that.

that's the last time he falls asleep on the couch. it's bloody murder on his back now.

it's embarrassing, is what it is.

really wish you would knock it off with the whole, 'baby brother' thing.

there's a difference between having an ego and thinking his wife is the most beautiful woman in the world.

if any one of you has a problem with my wife, there'll be hell to pay. got it?

hm, does he really think so? that's cute.

. . . did that make sense? he's not good at being sappy.

what's unfair is how beautiful you are.

he'd lose the argument anyway. mary is the best.

two can play at this game.

speaking of attractive partners. . . have you seen his wife? she wins.