Bars not bombs

The most Ohio thing I do is when I let someone pull out in front of me and they don’t give me the thank you wave, so I honk my horn to let them know I don’t feel appreciated.

I just scored 712,405 on The Godfather #pinball machine by @JJPinball 01489-2 via @GodfatherPin

You can tell how drunk somebody is by how many times they say ‘literally’

A magic mouse that doesn't suck. That's all I've wanted for 15 years.

The more non-toxic a product claims to be, the more toxic it ends up smelling.

What was the worst trend of 2021? The Oh No Song, Island Boys, NFTs or Milk Crate Challenge?

This water has been behind my office monitor since March 2020. 1000 likes and I’ll drink it.

Wondering who tf keeps venmoing as I check out at the store. When I'm done I pull out my phone. No notifications. Quickly realize 'M.I.A. - Paper Planes' is playing through the speakers 🤦‍♂️

I’ma just say it, cuz it needs to be said; NOBODY cares what the last video on your camera roll of your mans is. – at New York, USA

The internet's best kept secret

Friends with kids

Fun fact: Grocery stores do this so you spend more time and money in the store. Nobody is your friend.

Camden Rogers #19 with the triple play!!! – at Columbus, OH

Some of you are going back to the office. Some of you might see candy from March 2020 and think “Pft, what’s 15 months?” Don’t do it. Just trust me on this one... – at Columbus, OH

Every oracle has their breaking point