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all #swarla scenes from 04/11/26 and 05/11/26 -my take- - Leanne, you’re a fucking idiot. why the hell is she falling into the life of a thug for a fella she’s known for 5 minutes? also, how does Idris have a 12 second conversation with Leanne about the factory and then decide he wants it? are we going to be lumbered with some more shit writing for this storyline too? haven’t we suffered enough? - i get that the workers are worried about not being paid, but give Carla a harder time, go on, i dare you 😤 - it is not “just business” Leanne, you stupid bitch - the fact that Idris is already visualising a floor plan for the factory is outstanding 😂. i mean, what a twat - glad the factory lot apologised to Carla for the way they reacted 🥺 - ummm Lisa i think you’ll find that someone coughing and spluttering over people IS a problem for the rest of us… especially this absolute germaphobe over here 🙋‍♀️ - also i know this is a bit unrelated but in what fucking universe does someone wake up and think to themselves “i’m just going to cough over absolutely everyone today. oh look, i have hands that are perfectly capable of covering my mouth but nah, instead they shall remain by my side and absolutely no where near my mouth, ever”? vile bitch

all #swarla scenes from 02/11/26 and 03/11/26 firstly, i apologise if i’ve fucked up the editing here in anyway but in my defence, you try doing it whilst you’re on a treadmill. -my take- - i think we can all agree that, it’s about bloody time we get a decent swarla kiss that doesn’t end in Carla’s “mmmmwah” sound effects 😂 - even though i’m glad that they’re finally getting a decent storyline, why is it that they find themselves going toe to toe with the latest corrie villain every time? don’t get me wrong, i love the angst as long as it doesn’t end in death, heartbreak, critical injury or mourning… but swarla seem to always be on the wrong side (or right side?) of villainous storylines - isn’t it convenient how Idris seems to be everywhere Carla is lately? - how many times have we seen underworld nearly go out of business over the last two decades? and didn’t it happen quite recently too? i genuinely can’t remember as i’m still making that Carla Connor edit and i’ve already included at least 2 of the factory disasters so they kind of just all roll into one 🤷‍♀️ - if Leanne watched Brody break in to the factory, why didn’t she do anything? i get that she and Carla have had a rollercoaster of a friendship over the years, but surely she wouldn’t have kept quiet about it? 🤨 - i’m pissed that Brody actually went through with it too. i really started to quite like him when he isn’t acting like a common criminal - poor Carla in that final scene. we all know that she’ll come back stronger but at what cost? ps. that isn’t how sprinklers work btw Corrie.. they don’t all activate at once. they only go off when they sense extreme heat so unless Brody went around and somehow got high enough to activate every sprinkler there, it would’ve only been the office that got water damaged, not the whole factory.

are you actually fucking joking or? #AO3Down

all #swarla scenes from 29/10/26 and 30/10/26 -my take- - for a minute there, i thought Lisa’s pool car had been upgraded to a merc. then i saw the black alloys and realised that it has to be owned by somebody with no taste 🤮 - Idris is already giving me the ick. the arrogance is unmatched. if he thinks he can go toe to toe with Carla Connor and win, i think he’s in for the shock of his life - Lisa already hates him but i’m pretty sure she looks at all men like that which fair enough tbh 🤷‍♀️ and on that note, for 98% of you, i hope you have an awesome Halloween and for the rest of you.. well i hope it’s shit. 😉👻🎃

all #swarla scenes from 27/10/26 sorry it’s late again. swarla is no longer at the absolute forefront of my mind these days but i’ll always come through for you guys even if it’s a bit late sometimes. -my take- - the way Lisa walked around that corner was criminal - Halloween is a bit different this year ain’t it? the costumes won last year, however that bastard storyline did not… then again, at least they had one which is more than can be said for this year.. anyway, i’d be lying if i said that their costumes didn’t make me blow a little more air out of my nose than usual, so kudos. no idea who they’re supposed to be though…is this the part where i get told i’m a bad lesbian because you’d be correct.. also my girlfriend likes to remind me of that every time i say i haven’t watched something with sapphic characters in it 🤷‍♀️ - when Sally was explaining what the ghost looked like - that sent me into another orbit. Carla’s face when she realised 😂 - i did think it was weird that Betsy wasn’t there though. she seemed to make a miraculous recovery in such little time when she first had her stroke, so by that logic, i’d imagine she’s 100% recovered by now 🙄

hi i love jacket season

i just love how twitter fucks up the picture quality so much. birthday selfie since nobody asked 🤷‍♀️

whether i misread that scene or not, Carla still walked out of the court room before Lisa was off the stand so i’m still right… 🙄

all #swarla scenes from 14/10/26 i’ve included the trial scenes since it didn’t make sense to cut it midway through. -my take- - good lord people, something actually interesting to watch for a change and what’s more, is this “Lisa hater” is going to blow your fucking minds today. - firstly, you could see how difficult that was for Lisa. she’s torn between loyalty to her friends and family and doing her job and i don’t think it was right for Carla to walk out of the courtroom like that because Lisa told the truth. i understand that it would’ve been difficult for Carla to hear but surely Lisa had forewarned her about what she would have to tell the court. Carla’s no stranger to a courtroom, so she knows the score. - why is it that every time Lisa is in the Rovers and somebody starts throwing their weight around for Lisa doing her job; Lisa suggests leaving? like why are you the one leaving darl? she hasn’t done anything wrong and the sooner people realise that this is literally her job and to stop spewing hate, the better. - so today’s roundup has literally been me backing Lisa but by all means, tell me again about how i’m a “hater”. 🙄

all #swarla without Carla. just Lisa scenes from 09/10/26 -my take- i’m aware this upload is about 12 hours late but it’s here now so 🤫 - well then… it’s like bastard b*cky all over again isn’t it? LET’S UNPACK 😏 - firstly, Lisa is committing a crime for looking like that. i nearly choked on my protein bar. - i hope Lisa won’t be such an imbecile with this case. i have higher hopes ever since she learned what covert manipulation looks like firsthand.. hopefully she’ll see the signs and come down hard on that absolute chaotic bastard. that said, it’s going to be Jodienation street for a whole year yet, i’ve heard so i’m filled with hope almost as much as i’m overjoyed by this news.. so not much. - the Lisa and Kit scene was rather cute. i like that Lisa is like Kit’s work mum 🥺 - “she’s out of surgery and she’s doing well.” - all together now people… fuck sake 🫩 - question time, is Jodie more or less of a psychotic bastard than b*cky? answers below 👇

all #swarla without them ever actually being together scenes from 30/09/26 and 01/10/26 sorry there was no upload yesterday.. i may have forgotten. -my take for 30th September- - Carla’s little smirk 😍 she be proud of her girl - i’m a bit confused.. if Betsy can’t even put the thread on whatever that bit on the sewing machine is called then how in gods green earth is she able to sew? excuse my ignorance -my take for 1st October- - Lisa and Betsy’s relationship has evolved so much when you think back to their dynamic in the beginning - i’m glad that Lisa is letting Betsy make her own decisions now rather than deciding what’s best for her. she was a bit pushy after Betsy got home from the hospital but she seems a lot more relaxed now. Carla is definitely a good influence on them both - finally, can we just establish what on earth Lisa was chopping up because i’ve seen mixed opinions? was it: A: apple B: cucumber or C: something else entirely answers on a postcard… or just in the comments🫡

the fact that jessica lange is back for the final season of #AHS is an absolute treat. that woman made that show and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise #AHS13

all #swarla scenes from 28/09/26 -my take- - five WHOLE minutes of swarla content today. sure, it probably doesn’t exceed the amount of time that that bastard Jodie gets on screen but still, small mercies and all that - Carla in burgundy was a treat that’s hard to beat. mind you, i like anything she wears when it’s not covered by those god awful kimonos 🤷‍♀️ - Lisa was giving neon “life drawing” class with that shirt. iykyk - i love the way Carla is with Betsy, even if i do think that it’s a bit soon for her to be returning to work after two strokes.. but hey if it means watching ar Carla in mum mode then who am i to complain - do we think Lisa was being neighbourly with Tim or just pressing for information on the case involving that demon child? Lisa is a self-proclaimed “not the neighbourly type” so probably the latter. 🫡

all #swarla without the sw (a?) scenes from 25/09/26 sorry it’s a day late folks. life has been a whirlwind of anxious chaos these last 2 weeks so my head has been elsewhere but better late than never 🤷‍♀️ -my (extremely short) take- - that’s the first time (presumably) that Carla has been back to that flat since she sold it, bet it was proper weird. it was super weird seeing her in it amongst that… decor - the scenes with Carla and Debbie were so sad yet so beautiful 😔

all #swarla without the sw scenes from 24/09/26 today we have a whole entire minute of a scene that features carla so i really hope it was worth the wait people!

i swear that every single person i’ve had to communicate with over the last week are the most incompetent people to ever walk the fucking earth

all #swarla but actually not because once again there’s no Carla scenes from 22/09/26 -my take- - i really couldn’t be less interested in any of the current storylines right now. Kit’s storyline is sad, there’s no question about it but it’s not Lisa’s story. they’ve just got her playing detective to figure out why Kit’s behaviour is the way it is - did Carla and Lisa ever actually go on their honeymoon? if so, was it mentioned or did the fandom make up their own story? mind you, with the time they’ve had off screen i suppose it could be left to viewer interpretation but given that Betsy has had a stroke (and somehow made a miraculous 80% recovery), i can’t see when they would’ve gotten the chance - call me a pessimist (you wouldn’t be wrong) but is anyone else getting the feeling that Carla is going to leave next year? i’ve seen it mentioned a few times on here and with all of her absence over the last few months, i feel like we should probably prepare ourselves for the worst… and unfortunately if Carla goes, the majority of my interest in Corrie leaves with her 🤷‍♀️

you know that feeling you get when you’re so fucking in love that it actually hurts but in a good way? yeah.. that

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all #swarla without the arla scenes from 18/09/26 no take today since.. well it’s a bit boring innit? 🫩