In case you're wondering, this IS the official Carlos Cardoso Twitter feed.

Joined May 2009
@TheresaVlietstr er, it's the new Star Wars movie yo! Please keep up...
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best selfie of all time 🙀
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@TheresaVlietstr hahaha. Those are harsh words. Let's just say that we are selective in who follows us...
Happy freedom day! May God continue to have His hand on our nation. #proudlysouthafrican
@TheresaVlietstr depends on who you gonna get to eat them!
@TheresaVlietstr hahaha! Deleesh. I am sure the words add spice to the sweetness...
I bet when they were handing out colours, brown must've been thinking "aaahh crap!"...
Little creatures called "echoes" thrive in caves and sometimes on trains...
Carlos Cardoso retweeted
Replying to @TheGautrain
@TheGautrain Why print receipts when we can't get them out of the ticket machines?!?
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Finally!
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One of the best cricketers ever. Farewell #KingKallis !
Worst feeling in the world: when your parents ask you to share your sweets with them. #seriously?
God blessed our nation with a great man. RIP #Madiba
That moment you tag your gtrain card and wait to see if you have enough for the bus... #whatarush
Sometimes I use big words I don't fully understand in an effort to make myself more photosynthesis...
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If you're God's child, you are called to submit to God in every way, but by grace you're just as accepted in the moments when you don't.
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