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dunph

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official dunph this is , i only like the yolk in an egg , i dont do tea or coffee , no wine , gail and david platt impersonator . crocodile dunphy ,

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Joined January 2011
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Dogs > fireworks .. If you disagree go play on the motorway
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Fireworks - Proper Palestine behaviour Bellends
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You make my mike the haircut or the tan , boy this is 💯 .. Last night was great … for 25 seconds . GROW UP
Mike (@Mike87_United) profile pictureMike@Mike87_UnitedNov 4
Every word spot on, some sense at last. @Sjopinion10

Simon Jordan compares Michael Carrick to Bambi after comeback vs Roma

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Sign Nico Paz please , your were close to throwing 60-70 mill at Lewis hall , who is basically me .
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Fucking hell
WBC24 (@WBC24News) profile pictureWBC24
@WBC24NewsNov 3
BREAKING: Spanish football club CD Tenerife confirms that forward Jesus de Miguel has died after a hard tackle by FC Andorra’s goalkeeper during yesterday’s match
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The fucking state of it 😂
Dr. Rita Ded 🏳️‍🌈🇻🇪🇮🇱🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@DrRitaDed) profile pictureDr. Rita Ded 🏳️‍🌈🇻🇪🇮🇱🇺🇦🇵🇸
@DrRitaDedNov 2
The original Santa Claus was a black person from the northern regions of Africa. The story was hijacked by white supremacists in the 20s and rewritten to suit. Some evidence even suggests Santa was non binary. Facts
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One of the funniest scenes ever on the telly. 😂
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Keeping Carrick is suicide
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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Sarmo (@sarm0161) profile pictureSarmo@sarm0161Oct 26
United might have won a league by now if everyone hadn’t lost their mind because Mourhino defended away at Liverpool and called Luke Shaw a fat cunt.
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Bud 🪐@Bud_1990Oct 21
Dwight Yorke has to be the next manager with how ruthless he is at fucking off the disabled
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Just give Andy Cole a safe .. Good day for him 😆🟥👊
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@Como_1907Oct 20
Welcome to Como, @ManUtd! 🔵 Founded in 1878, Manchester United are one of the most historic clubs in English football. Known as the Red Devils, the club have built a rich tradition across domestic and European competitions, with 20 English league titles, 13 FA Cups and three European Cups to their name.
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The fuck happened to skips
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Proof, as if needed, of what an evil bastard Ricky Gervais actually is.... Jesus wept!! 🤦‍♂️😂😂
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Best thing you’ll see this morning . Du du d d du
Kenga (@Kenga1971) profile pictureKenga@Kenga197128 Nov 2024
What a class act What a city 😂😂😂
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No a truer word said from a Fury
peter fury (@peterfury) profile picturepeter fury@peterfurySep 26
Best HW fight happening Dubois vs wardly. That’s the HW fight we all want to see. No politics no money grab, both these want it so be good to see it. A genuine HW title fight 🔥🔥
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🤖 Made with AI
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Strip them of it all .. No other teams take a title .. It’s just # # # # # # # #
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Yeeeeeeeah Pep knew
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