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#Malfoid Total World Domination
It's inevitable
God !!! I hate all the foids except for #malfoid
Dunk (malfoid enjoyoor) retweeted
Wybory na gubernatora w Ohio chyba przejdą do historii w temacie czego nie robić w kampanii.
Ramaswamy, kandydat Republikanów, popierany przez Trumpa, coraz gorzej sobie radził w sondażach i z pewniaczka, jakim miały być wybory w stanie, gdzie ostatnie 10 lat głosowano na Trumpa, nagle walka zaczęła być wyrównana.
Więc Republikanie sięgnęli po wunderwaffe i wypuścili spot reklamowy, gdzie WŁASNA MATKA ich konkurentki nazywa ją kłamcą i mówi, że nie należy na nią głosować.
To niby powinno zakończyć wyścig - problem jest tylko jeden. Tak podnieceni bombą, jaką dostali, nie sprawdzili historii do końca.
Gdy reklama wyszła, Acton zdecydowała się publicznie powiedzieć o historii swojej rodziny.
Swoją matkę widziała ostatni raz gdy miała 12 lat, po tym gdy sąd zabrał ją, razem z bratem, spod jej pieczy, gdy okazało się, że nowy partner matki regularnie gwałci jej dzieci.
Matka, co dodatkowo szokuje, nie zdecydowała się odejść od swojego partnera i pozostała z nim w związku małżeńskim nawet gdy był w więzieniu.
Sytuacja obróciła się więc o 180 stopni - "bomba", która miała wysadzić kampanię Demokratów, wybuchła Republikanom w rękach - co widać na wykresie.
P.S. Nawet sami Republikanie byli zdegustowani zachowaniem sztabu Viveka. Jak możecie się natomiast domyślić - Trumpowi to nie przeszkadzało i ciągle broni swojego kandydata.
It never left 🫠🫠
#malfoid
I'm always kinda rejecting the whole idea of romance and marriage
It always seems so tedious to me
But for the first time in a long time i yearn for a bride like #malfoid
Blehhhh !!! I'm canon now !!!
#Malfoid
Artist: amdzz
Dunk (malfoid enjoyoor) retweeted
> be Congo
> colonisation ends
> immidiately descend into civil war
> every road, hospital & mine the Belgians built just sits there rotting
> no engineers left to run anything
> 70iq warlord Mobutu grabs the throne for 32 years
> steals billions
> Congo enters the deadliest African conflict
> drags another 9 countries in it
> 5 million people die
> world now needs cobalt for phones and cars
> kids go back to working in the mines
> militias & chinese run the mines together
> 7 million people get displaced
> country is ranked among the most corrupt countries on earth almost every single year since
“Free Congo” from what, from africans?
Hell yeahhhh !!!!! Bowsette down !!!
#Malfoid Total World Domination !!!
Dunk (malfoid enjoyoor) retweeted
Koreans grilling pork outside of a mosque construction site to protest Islam.
Patriots.
Dunk (malfoid enjoyoor) retweeted
Vivek won’t just lose because he ran the ad. He’ll also lose because he keeps digging his own grave.
Someone stupid enough to run that ad is not smart enough to navigate the fall out.
Dunk (malfoid enjoyoor) retweeted
The internet just had one of its WORST weeks in years, and some in the cyber world are already calling it “BLACK OCTOBER.”
Here’s what went down:
• PHP, which runs an estimated 70% of the web’s backends, rushed out emergency fixes for 2 critical flaws. Japan’s Prime Minister personally urged businesses to patch or take their sites offline, and AWS spotted exploitation attempts 4 days before the fix even landed.
• A flaw in Signal’s calling system could let the person on the other end keep LISTENING, and possibly watching, after you hang up. It’s been fixed, so update the app on every device you use.
• An Indian certificate authority’s security keys were so weak that one of them was literally the number 4. Anyone holding them could have faked a trusted certificate for ANY website, and Mozilla, Google and Apple all moved to block them.
• GitLab patched a perfect 10/10 severity flaw that lets attackers with no account run code on self-hosted servers. The bug had been sitting there for 12 years.
• A hacker used AI agents to break into more than 100 companies, including John Deere and SharkNinja, at roughly $50 per break-in.
• The FBI and CISA say SafePay ransomware has hit more than 600 critical infrastructure organizations across 4 continents since 2024.
• Data on more than 5.7 million California public school students, including disability status, was stolen through a testing contractor.
• Hosting platform Railway had customer secrets stolen, and researchers have tied about $371,000 in crypto thefts to the breach.
• Zeabur, another hosting platform, got breached for the 2nd time in 3 months, exposing 321,810 accounts, and announced it’s shutting down for good.
Half these holes were found by AI, and the other half were exploited by it. Welcome to the future.
Sources: OfficeChai, Forkast, The Hacker News, BleepingComputer, Help Net Security / Writer: Julie
Dunk (malfoid enjoyoor) retweeted
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history.
"Black October" they're calling it
It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year*
SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS:
YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year):
1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan
MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents):
11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached
Also serious:
24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
Dunk (malfoid enjoyoor) retweeted
There is a race war brewing on X between east Asians vs black people.
Japanese and Korean people are teaming up against black people to call out how they haven't developed anything despite not being bombed by atomic weapons.
Meanwhile the black people are crashing out on X because they are being called out and yet they have no response other than to call them racists.
It's ironic.
The more the world is brought together with real time translations etc the more the world recognizes that certain groups of people are clearly superior to others.
Not just in online decorum but also in the kinds of insults they fling at each other... And clearly one side is winning, as the other side resort to using the magic words and calling them 'trash' for noticing patterns.
