not a goy

Arlington, TX
Joined December 2015
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Replying to @macklemore
@macklemore Come do some porn with me.
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Nick Mullen in 2052:
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Brothers and sisters of Saradomin 📜 The time has come to bless the holy lands of Gielinor once more, bring your robes, air staves and pack a healthy supply of lobsters!
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lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention
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We’re getting the female perspective of that one nick mullen bit 10 years later. heartwarming
I’ve had guys trying to date me accuse me of having autism before but it’s not like I’m even unempathetic I’m just impatient with wallowing- oh you feel sad and lonely and you don’t know why or what the point is? Welcome to the human experience whiner, what do you want me to say?
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I interviewed the man who blew cocaine into Stevie Nicks’ asshole and it renewed my faith in humanity.
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OH NO THE MOST EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAME EVER CREATED FROM A DEVELOPER THAT IS KNOWN TO ONLY MAKE INCREDIBLE PRODUCTS PUSHING THE LIMITS OF TECHNOLOGY WITH UNPRECEDENTED ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT I WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PLAY FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS COSTS 20 DOLLARS MORE
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Real ass dude right here
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miss her
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Thank you Mr Biden please come on my podcast
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Here’s a small snippet. Very good. 🍋🎉
Replying to @bendoingsoyface
Jace ranting about Patton Oswald needs to be clipped. That shit made me laugh so hard.
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sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up
Totalmente enamorado de esta propuesta de bandera planetaria. Un circulo azul para representar nuestro planeta, y el resto transparente para que el fondo sea parte de la bandera
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Replying to @Audmund
Oh fuck there are too many house negroes, put some in the field quick
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Justin Newlin recalls the moments he says found the Austin shooting spree suspects hiding in his barn in Manor. We spoke to him on Sunday night, just hours after two of the teenage suspects had been caught. He says he held one of them at gunpoint until law enforcement was able to detain him.
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