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Joined April 2022
Been gone bc someone put a blanket over my cage again and I’ve been asleep this entire time
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Renewing my hot dog membership (Costco)
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I feel bad for will, they’re always firing at him
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There should be a guy at movie theaters who walks around selling popcorn and saying POPCORN GET YOUR POPCORN during the movie
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I’m serious btw there’s no way this is a joke I have never joked in my life
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Gotta take a workplace violence training course at work, v excited to learn how to fight my coworkers
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Hamlet wanted you to know he got a new box today
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Here to impress the ladies and only the ladies
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About to do some yoga we’ll call you guys later
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There should be just one guy who picks everyone up from the airport
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All those “you just had to be there” posts act like it’s impossible to experience the past again. I’m here to prove it’s possible. Help me get this store opened and you’ll “be there.” The aesthetic of the inside of the store is a HUGE part of my plan, lighting, atmosphere, etc
I’m working on opening a retro video game, music and movie shop. And I’ll be doing something people always ask for - MOVIE RENTALS! Let’s prove physical media isn’t dead! Help me get this thing off the ground and create a retro physical media empire! gofund.me/308b9e833
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I’m so tired I’m going to hit the hay and then I’m going to bed
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I could free solo a skyscraper too I just don’t feel like it right now
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I thought the conjuring movie was gonna get a 10/10 from me because the demon wears overalls but overall I give it a 3/10, points awarded only for the overalls, and 1000/10 to the guys next to me who took their shoes off that was the true horror
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Boobs on the ground tbd
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It’s safe to talk here no one notices
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I slipped on this gummy bear. Must be banana peel flavored
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Finished another puzzle. 5000 pieces so took me longer than usual to eat them all
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I got a haircut. Might go back tomorrow so she can cut another one
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Going to uninvent the wheel. we don’t need it
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