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Morgantown, WV
Joined September 2014
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Majima's Left Eye πŸ‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈ retweeted
lmao but look at all the yellow paint they had to put on the road so you know where to drive. Moden video games amirite?
automatic turn signals so you never have to look the map is peak UX
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Finished up AC3 recently and my biggest gripe is that they gave Connor that "can barely speak English, dumb native American" speech pattern when he was raised first by a mother who spoke perfect English and then Achilles. So why tf he sound so stupid
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We still fuckin out hersbut with a venue change
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Ubisoft did a great job making assassins creed the only story based action rpgs where most players don't give a single fuck about the actual overarching story.
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Okay Desmond saved the world or whatever I don't care give me Ezio
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Last Saturday I attended a backyard wedding and then a Halloween party immediately after.
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I thought @glamnetic nails were supposed to be good quality? $18 just for the matte finish to already start wearing off and the only thing I've done between this moment and putting them on is SLEEP
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Wow! What an idea that no one has ever had before!
If you feel shitty enough to reach for paracetamol or ibuprofen multiple times a month / every single month that is not actually normal & you should get checked out by a medical professional and that's the end of it tbh
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Finding and treating the source of the pain costs thousands of dollars
the whole ibuprofen discourse is so crazy to me bc as a brit i can genuinely count on one hand the amount of times ive taken ibuprofen this year… so how could you possibly need a bottle of 1k pills???
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Boy do I have news for you about the folks "working" in-office
A lot of people don’t actually work when they are β€œworking from home.”
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I'm so sick of that bean mouth blonde girl on my feed jesus christ
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This question comes up in my algorithm constantly and it's funny because this IS my schedule
If your company offered for you to work four 10 hour days and have Fridays off instead of the normal five 8 hour days working Monday-Friday. Would you take the 4 working days schedule?
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Cool thing about walking to work on a foggy morning is seeing all the webs on this fence you don't normally see
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Majima's Left Eye πŸ‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈ retweeted
β€œAll of my behaviors that leave a bad impression should be given grace and forgiveness, but all behaviors I don’t like must stop immediately.”
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Majima's Left Eye πŸ‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈ retweeted
Every job interview I go to I stop midway through and make that big Nasty Red Bull drink that’s turquoise that the lip smacking lady made and if people have an issue with it they are [spins wheel] racist
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Majima's Left Eye πŸ‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈ retweeted
apple is the superior fall scent/flavor. fuck a pumpkin!
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Majima's Left Eye πŸ‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈ retweeted
the job interview discourse needed to end the second people started implying there is a medical condition that magically requires prescription iced coffee i fear
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Firm believer that I should be able to leave work early if I stumble onto out of pocket shit on the internet while I'm stealing time on my phone
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The one thing tumblr millennials really need to let go of is "we ride at dawn"
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