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Joined October 2009
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We look like a team of squad players. All players decent enough to fill squad play the odd game n good enough for the bench. But we lack genuine first teamers. Hall stands out #nufc
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Came on here to figure out why Burns goal was disallowed as my stream is Japanese. Seems nobody else knows either then! Thought we have looked marginally better. But the 10 position is a worry. As is the lack of crossed and through balls (again) #nufc
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Even if they are confused by what his tactics are, they still know how to play football, pass a ball, run, tackle, cross, shoot and work hard. These are basics on any team. It seems our players forgot that themselves and are looking for a scapegoat. Snide cunts #nufc
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So we have a player in the camp briefing against the manager. Regardless of your view of Jaissle, I think that’s inexcusable behaviour. I don’t want people like that at our club tbh. Say it with your chest instead of backstabbing the guy. Makes me wonder who it is? #NUFC
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If its true that Schar chucked the instructions away without even looking at them and the team chose to play long ball football against the managers wishes then every single one of them that decided to go against the instructions including Schar should be banished to the u21s until January and then uncermoniusly fucked off out of the club. Whatever you think of Jaissle we cannot accept mutineers at the club. We have had 4 years previous to last season where the squad were 100% together and it all started to fall apart last season after the rat forced his move to Liverpool. Get the fuckers gone and select the players who are hungry to play for the boss.
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How many times did we aimlessly lump a ball up to an Everton player or have 2 of our own players getting in each others way within 2 yards of each other or have a midfielder playing between the centre halves. It's fucking stupid tactics. He will get sacked this cunt #nufc
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Tactics are awful. Reminds me of Allardyces brief shite spell. It's like we don't know how to play football. Stuer and Toure have to start more. Look a bit more of an actual team with them on #nufc
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I'm not seeing this class player Nico G is meant to be either. Drops in-between centre halves to play a pass back to them and then seems to be nowhere when the other team attack. As for Joelinton n Willock. Dear me. Replace all 3 #nufc
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We have no control in midfield at all and we seem to have no idea how to create a chance, can barely pass and our idea of an attack seems to be well Elanga and Osula are fast so let's just belt it up anywhere n hope they can run onto it. Fucking awful stuff #nufc
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The official attendance figures from Sunderland's game last night have come in at 7,984 - which includes the travelling away Brentford fans... To put this figure into perspective, and to get ahead of the 'it's a cup game' comments, their northern co-part Newcastle are set to bring 8,000 fans down the country tonight to Everton to watch their team play in the same round of the exact same cup.. For a club that gets a lot of stick for their poor fanbase over the past few years, they really do absolutely nothing to help themselves... 🤦🏼‍♂️
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best use of AI I've seen this year
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The one time I can say non Newcastle fans were right about him more than our own is on Osula, there’s something there with him, he has the fundamentals to develop into a very good striker.
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Looked better second half going forward. Few more crosses in and through balls and we scored. Not rocket science. N we looked better at the back. Burns leadership made a difference for me #nufc
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We are seriously lacking any creativity. I'm not sure what the point of Murphy is anymore. N we've barely put any crosses in or through balls at all for the forwards. Better at the back a bit. But who is going to create a chance? Hall n Dedic? Our 2 fullbacks? #nufc
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Toure, Steur, Burn, Dedic, Osula have to start the next game surely? #nufc
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Personally thought Joelinton made a small difference when he came on getting stuck in. For his error leading to a goal he had chased back got stuck in and then instead of clearing it tried to play football through the middle. If he sticks to being the destroyer it will work #nufc
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I think if he persists with Murphy and Willock ahead of Steur and Toure a few fans will quickly get to the point of not wanting him at the club. Same for Botman over Burn for me. Criminal #nufc
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Another terrible away performance against a newly promoted side. Massive improvement and changes needed #nufc
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Botman has gone backwards as a defender but he's increased his shot power that's for sure! Where has that been? #nufc
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