Gas station hot dog enthusiast. Legendary fantasy football league champion (except TATBALL). Chicago sports fan (except Cubs).

Aurora, CO
Joined June 2009
Wife: Babe, I have some great news ... I'm pregnant!! Me: Omg honey that's incredible!! I'm so happy!! Wife: So this means you'll have to clean the cat litter from now on. Me: Hmm, I see. Are you sure we're really ready to be parents?
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The Simpsons did the weird lesbian bar on no-mask night already…
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Put Donald J. Trump on the next Madden cover please
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Tornado touches down in Streator, IL. Filmed from my parents’ home about 8 miles away. #tornado #streator
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World Series rings in the last 110 years: White Sox 2 Cubs 1 Yeah that’s right. #gowhitesox
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This is fucking terrifying.
This is quite an exchange with @DavidAFrench about whether we are witnessing the emergence of a "dual state."
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Whichever company is first to advertise during RedZone’s 7 hours of football should be boycotted by all (unless it’s Taco Bell).
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Jfc
Donald Trump says the parents of school shooting victims should understand their children’s safety and even lives were sacrificed so that others could have guns for “entertainment and sport.”
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🏈 College football fans ... the wait is over! 🏈 The ALL Big Ten Podcast with @joeysportsguy and @CoreyWootton drops TONIGHT on @ALLCITY_Network Presented by Coors Light SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL NOW: youtube.com/@ALLBigTenPodcas…
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The only thing worth trying in a small town is the pizza from Casey’s.
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Why is a save called a save and not a close? Or should closers be called savers??? #importantbaseballquestions
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This tweet should have gotten more engagement. I’m pissed.
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Warriors get Chris Paul? I guess their dynasty is officially over.
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If you haven’t used a My Little Pony bandage for your hand boo-boo because that’s all you have in the house, are you even a #girldad???
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At the end of what might be his last pregame media availability, Gregg Popovich asked if any of the reporters had brought guns into the arena, then had so e things to say about lack of gun control regulation in Tennessee and, well, everywhere in the U.S.
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Our "Mastering Your Money" series will help you understand your finances better. Whether you're a Gen Zer or a baby boomer, this guide covers money topics related to first jobs, Social Security and much more. Check it out!! tinyurl.com/43m66m34 #FinancialLiteracyMonth
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Treadmills should be a foot wider.
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In honor of #WomensHistoryMonth, we are launching our second annual "Women & Money" featured series. For all of March, we aim to educate and empower women in all stages of their financial lives. bit.ly/3L4BKv1
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A survivor of the Sandy Hook School mass shooting in 2012 is a student at Michigan State University: “I am 21-years-old and this is the second mass shooting I’ve lived through. We can no longer allow this to happen. We can no longer be complacent.”
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In the latest #LiveRicher episode, @kevinolearytv of "Shark Tank" and StartEngine co-founder @howardmarks join host Jaime Catmull to offer advice on how to diversify your investments and start enjoying better returns. bit.ly/3H81O4x #investing
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We’ve crunched the numbers, sifted through the fine print and analyzed 4,754 data points. The result? Your most comprehensive look at this year’s best banks! #bestbanks2023 bit.ly/3kld2Ln
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