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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsAug 10

“she’s not gonna sleep with you” brother i am 40 and happily married I already have someone in my life who doesn’t want to sleep with me

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@dubs_thoughtsOct 14

I am once again asking you to follow me @brandon_warne instead of here if you prefer my sports tweets instead of nonsensical ramblings

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsOct 14

I am once again asking you to follow me @brandon_warne instead of here if you prefer my sports tweets instead of nonsensical ramblings

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsOct 3

It probably fucking sucks to be this guy right now

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsOct 3

Obviously not the worst thing to come out of the situation (hate that I feel I need to qualify)

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsOct 3

English motherfucker do you speak it

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 29

I put my phone on dnd and it won’t stop fucking talking about orcs

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 23

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 18

Just a friendly reminder: I know my tweets here suck ass Please follow me @brandon_warne instead. They still suck there, but slightly less

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 23

More like IBS Arena

@stadium_eats_Sep 23

UBS arena is introducing the Nerds Gummy Cluster Brie Grilled Cheese on sourdough for New York Islanders games.

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 19

In-game reminder:

dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 18

Just a friendly reminder: I know my tweets here suck ass Please follow me @brandon_warne instead. They still suck there, but slightly less

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 18

Just a friendly reminder: I know my tweets here suck ass Please follow me @brandon_warne instead. They still suck there, but slightly less

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 18

I respect some of you far too much to subject you to this nonsense (like @Audra_Martin and @courtney883)

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 19

@swillysports etc

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@dubs_thoughtsSep 18

Dallas Cowboys pass defense by midseason every year

CheezeTalk_Sportz_Pod@CheezeTalk_PodSep 17

Explain this in NFL terms.

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 18

Got this very cool Vikings hat to sell. Brand new with tags. $30 shipped. DM me.

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 7

I would prefer a borat “my wiiife” but I can allow it

Taylor Bob@_ATayToRememberSep 7

Replying to @dubs_thoughts

What if I do an impression to irritate my wife?

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 7

And on the night in which he was betrayed, Jesus furiously refreshed who.unfollowed.me

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 7

no. just no.

Mostly MN ⚾️@mostlyminnesotaSep 7

Anyone else staring to worry about whether or not Walter Jenkins will be able to hit major league pitching? He’s only batting .107 after 28 at bats and one of those hits was against a position player. They say it takes about 100 at bats for a minor leaguer to adjust. #MNTwins

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 7

just know that if you have ever laughed at "liberty biberty" i hate you and we are not friends

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dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!)

@dubs_thoughtsSep 6

Me on January 6: “wonder what Jake Cave is up to?”

Greggory (43.5%)@greggtmastersonSep 5

Me on November 6: “boy I wish I could watch the Twins lose tonight”

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