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I don't remember posting this to snapchat.
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I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 384
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FINALLY. I CAN RETIRE. Wordle 230 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Oh my god Betty White died everyone abandon ship 2022 is fucked this is it she was the only thing keeping us going
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Dune should really be a 5 hour cinema experience where you have no choice but to watch it twice.
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Squid Game really looks like the most exhausting performance for an actor/actress ever. Makes me wanna take a long bath.
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The ending of 12 Minutes made me feel so weird and disturbed that I regret ever playing it. Do not play that game.
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Shit I forgot to tweet for 8 months my opinions have faded into the void this is a disaster uh The Suicide Squad was great, uh the climate crisis seems real bad man uh it didnt come home, Inside was good, what is Jeffery Bezos even
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Gamers always say “let’s fucking go” then sit in the same chair for 6 hours
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The best show of the last year was definitely America.
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Big plans this year.
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Just from the 3 hours I played this afternoon. #Cyberpunk2077
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The mass Monolith appearance's are truly unbelievable. How, on this barren planet of 8 billion people, are we finding.. *checks notes* metal rectangles. I guess aliens are real.
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I don't care if you also win the lottery and get married, if you bite your gum in the same place twice in one day, that day is ruined.
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Every Finish Line in Fall Guys
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Well-Done Steak eaters are the Hufflepuff of our world.
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Recommended Bedtime Routine: Stretch (10 min) Brush teeth (2 min) Shout “my brand is strong” into mirror (50 reps) Drink two Hubba Bubba sodas (90 sec) Collapse on bathroom floor (9 hrs)
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