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Contributing writer to https://xitter.cf/t.co/KPzjGNCEKs. Last of the V8 Interceptors.

Winter River, Connecticut
Joined May 2008
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Found this in a yt comment: A mosquito was heard to complain, That a chemist had poisoned his brain; The cause of his sorrow, Was paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
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Whoever is hexing me now doesn't have shit on whoever was hexing me in 2016
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cyberpunk is utopian fiction. the corporations are competent, the mafia sells amazing biotech for a reasonable price, and capsule apartments are abundant and cheap
I’m so happy to be living in the glorious cyberpunk future where we still can’t build more apartments in SF
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I aint never told noone but when we evacced from afghanistan I put all the gym machines in the base at the max so if they came through theyd be like damn these niggas strong as hell I served my country man
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Whoever made this video is a comedic genius
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People tell me they like suits but dont have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions
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If you’re applying for a job and about to check that box that says “no college degree” might I remind you that The Brooks institute of Photography went out of business in 2015 and destroyed all of its records. Maybe you forgot you got your BFA or MBA there
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Pick up a telecaster and put the capo on fret 4
zero confidence, zero friends, zero social skills, terrible communication skills, a bad childhood, poor mental health, a toxic family and health issues. what am I even supposed to do in this world???
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i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.”
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These bitches can’t even let me enjoy Jupiter’s first day in Leo goddamn
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The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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Never leaving this site.
Coffee? Check. Conversations? Already happening. Day 2 of #TechNetCyber is here, and the @NSAgov booth is the place to connect, collaborate, and discuss the future of cybersecurity with our team. Stop by, say hello, and don’t forget to grab some NSA swag while supplies last.
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Petición para que Disney continué con TRON / Petition asking Disney to continue with TRON - Sign the Petition! c.org/FhwP6g4gfw via @Change
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One of my favorite stats that serves as a reality check for people: The median American took zero flights last year.
Politicians and journalists massively overindex the importance of air travel to American life
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Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker
BREAKING: World's biggest condom maker to raise prices due to Iran war, per BBC
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yeah, that’s called being bad at socializing — socializing is predicated on pretending you think something is meaningful because it might be very meaningful to the person you’re talking to
Autistic people aren’t bad at socializing. They’re bad at pretending a conversation is meaningful when it isn’t
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