@dsternn

Like none other you've ever met before💥💥💥#GoFins🐬 ##MarlinsBeisbol #HEATCulture #TimeToHunt #LetsGoNoles 🍢

 Fort Lauderdale, FL
Joined June 2010
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Happy Eury Perez return day to all those who celebrate.
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I’m not ashamed to say I got a little teary eyed.
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@J0nesToChina7 Jan 2025
Patriots fans: “Aw man. I don’t really want Mike Vrabel. I’d rather Ben Johnson develop our young talented QB.” Giants fan subplot:
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My fantasy football punishment has arrived. PUNISHMENT: Stay at Jason Aldean’s on Broadway in Nashville from open to close. (10 AM - 3 AM) RULES: A beer - removes 30 minutes A shot of rumple - removes an hour No leaving the bar for any reason All updates will be ⬇️
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So when Cam Skattebo throws up profusely on New Years Day, it’s cool and tough but when I do it, I’m an “alcoholic”
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Jahmyr Gibbs in the fantasy playoffs: Week 15: 25.90 Week 16: 23.40 Week 17: 24.30 LEAGUE WINNER 👑
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POV: you won your fantasy football championship
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Her: he’s probably out cheating Me and the boys:
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Bucky Irving got 76 yards on two plays just for the Bucs to throw another touchdown to Mike Evans
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Latest update to my Top 10 #FantasyBaseball SPs for 2025 1. Tarik Skubal 2. Paul Skenes 3. Jacob deGrom 4. Garrett Crochet 5. Zack Wheeler 6. Logan Gilbert 7. Corbin Burnes 8. George Kirby 9. Chris Sale 10. Pablo Lopez Full Top 100 out next week for Patreon subs
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Stephen A talking about anything but the NBA 😂
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Drew Lock in a meaningless game with the Giants future on the line. xitter.cf/FalconsGotNext2/status…
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this is the craziest shit i’ve ever seen
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Is there such a thing as a league loser? Because if there is, it would be Colts D/ST.
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As someone who attended the Pop-Tarts Bowl, I can tell you that Frosted Cinnamon Roll absolutely deserved what was coming * Finished last in the obstacle course * Finished last in the football catching contest * Finished last in the dance off
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Aaron Jones had a little reunion with Matt LaFleur in front of Kevin O'Connell earlier 😆
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@IcyVert29 Dec 2024
I’m feel like I’m going crazy watching him
IcyVert
@IcyVert29 Dec 2024
Kenny Pickett just did the worst thing I’ve ever seen on a football field in my life
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I’d be mad too… Bro was getting COOKED all night 😭😭 @HoustonRockets
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