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New York, NY
Joined February 2007
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everyone who replies "chess" will be in our new twitter header next week
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$TSLA This is effectively a joke, and a huge blow to Musk/Vivek. That is… if you read the fine print, this new DOGE department will “provide advice and guidance from outside the government” - glorified consultants. This is a massive nothing-burger, and quasi fake office. New govt agencies require congressional approval; this is a fake office that will be ended “no latter than July 4, 2026”.
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It’s Time To Learn To Live With Cancer The Way We Learnt To Live With Covid: Don’t Do Tests, Hide The Data, Attack Advocates, Lie About Risk, Pretend It’s Something Else, Lie Some More.
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David Joerg retweeted
BIG #TitledTuesday showing for @GMJoseMartinez who finished 2nd while playing live with our film crew! 👏 content coming soon 😉
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Hey @ChipotleTweets hope you can help. I ordered for pickup on Weds, food wasn't ready, they told me to get in line and order. I said no thanks (the whole point being to order in advance), and went elsewhere. How can I get a refund? Tried in store and online already...
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...and I got my refund. Thanks @ChipotleTweets !
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David Joerg retweeted
M3GAN and Mittens are battling right now! Watch live: chess.com/computer-chess-cha…
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Ordered birthday dinner for my wife on @Seamless (too cold to go out! Change of plan!). Only to have them call me a HALF HOUR later to say my order was cancelled.1/x
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The person who called to explain couldnt explain. Did the restaurant acknowledge the order or not? If they didnt, why wait a half-hour to tell me? Just couldnt get a straight answer. I guess the answer is never use Seamless if you want to be sure? 2/2 rage emoji
Hey @fuboTVsupport I recorded last night's US Open tennis but the recording is cut off before the game ended. How can I see the rest of it? 🙏
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Best. Video. Ever. Shared with me by a friend. Watch when you're ready to have the best 5-minutes of your day... PS -- you have to watch it to the end and see him "stretch out" with pride over his "2 great moves!". Absolutely the cutest thing 🤣😂🥰 youtube.com/watch?v=eJZL0svw…
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Hi @NotionHQ please add find/replace, or the ability to export my database, so that I can do it myself! Thank you <3 <3 <3
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