Intelligent rubber duck. Web guy. Also founder of @Cornershop and creator of @PlayBaconWars and @PretentiousDish, way back when.
Santa Rosa, CA
Joined February 2008
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Last night I saw @rodgab (for the eighth time!) and they played a new song called "Dublin" which I caught on video βΒ check it out at youtube.com/watch?v=D8tkBCMkβ¦
Thanks for canceling our flight home today and not offering anything else until tomorrow, @united ! Great job! That $75 travel credit you offered as an apology is totally gonna make up for it.
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Monday night's rematch between @IowaWBB & @LSUwbkb scores as the MOST-WATCHED WOMEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME ON RECORD π€―
π 12.3M viewers
π Most-watched college basketball game EVER on ESPN platforms
More details to come...
#NCAAWBB | #MarchMadness
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Just an unbelievable, LeBron-esque chase down block by Samfordβs AJ Staton-McCray. Did not like the foul call here, this appeared to be all ball.
#NCAAMarchMadness
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official republican party position in arkansas and other states is that the children yearn for the mines
Starting today, young children no longer need work permits to get a job in Arkansas. arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2β¦
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Permits are no longer required in Arkansas, but all state and federal laws remain in effect. The minimum working age is still 14. Enhanced penalties for child labor law violations were set by Act 687 of 2023.
The photo is from Gov. Huckabee signing an education bill.
labor.arkansas.gov/labor/labor-stβ¦
arkleg.state.ar.us/Bills/Detail?iβ¦
ualrpublicradio.org/local-regionalβ¦
Hey @10xGenomics I heard a rumor that your new marketing tagline is "Innovation through litigation." Can you confirm or deny?
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Imagine how corrupt you have to be as a Republican Attorney General to get impeached by a Republican legislature in TEXAS
Final-ish measurements after six-week fitness program: Lost ~16 lbs and body fat down ~6 percentage points. w00t
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How To Explain Drag To Your Children As They Hide During Active Shooter Drills
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Cheers to the woman at the ER with the brain bleed who, after being told she was being airlifted to a better equipped hospital, told the doctor 'I'm not getting no $100k bill for a helicopter, I'll drive myself or let me die.'
Take a bow, US healthcare.
Six-week fitness program update, just past the halfway mark: I'm down ~10-12 lbs and 4-5 points body fat %, which means I've *already* hit the goals for the six weeks. Still a long way to where I ultimately should be, though.
I miss oat milk creamer in my chai every morning.
Went to the coast last night to try experimenting with long exposures with my new @NikonUSA Z5... still learning but got this gem at least.
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Luckily this is entirely offset by all the college basketball players who do not receive any salaries to play in a basketball tournament which generates tens of billions of dollars
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FINAL: Iowa State 61, Texas 51
For the first time since 2001, Iowa State has won the Big 12 women's basketball Tournament.
.@Tejava_Tea This may sound crazy, but yesterday a 1 liter bottle of your superb tea fell off the top of my fridge, annihilated my iPhone on the counter, then crashed to my kitchen floor β yet did not break.
You could say the cost of my getting a new phone will be... steep. π