I have spent two days trying to find this meme of a pro athlete (I believe it’s Brock Purdy) with a fake quote saying “I have business at Sky Pillar” and I cannot locate it. I know it exists. Schizophrenic allegations are being brought against me. But I will find it.

Fuck forgot to establish the run today

Actually too easy. Bunch of dudes here.

Tauros isn’t a fullback tauros is your damn running back. Give him the ball and get out the way. Marowak cannot be a safety. No speed. I think you toss either Dragonite or Electabuzz back there

If you’re ever tired of technology or social media you can try 2-3 Hammer Strikes To The Head and it has the same effect

New philosophy: you should never be the most drunk at a wedding, but you should always aim to be the second most drunk

Tears of joy running down my face I can’t believe it

Just need to lock in then all my problems will be solved

What are some good beginner delusions of grandeur for someone just getting into the hobby?

I think I have watched every video of Lapras from Worlds there is. Perfect. Lapras is so cool and awesome. Like fuck yeah buddy. Get over to the stage

Last chorus of livin on a prayer goes as hard as anything ever created

Gonna start lying more. Just feel like we’ve got to spice things up a bit. Feel free to join me in lying about more stuff

Pub bouncer just told me I looked jacked and asked if I lift what an ego boost

In my feelings because so many friends in the neighborhood are moving out. Fewer people to see randomly on the street or at local establishments. As a pillar of our community, drybonesmuse is sad thinking of the losses we are about to incur

Fuck he’s so cool

BREAKING: drybonesmuse has shaken off his psychologically damaging dream and “is so back”, per a source close to the situation.