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ಗೋದಾವರ್ಯಾಹ / MEL 🇦🇺
Joined August 2019
Honestly, why?
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I bet, in thousands of years of human history, no one thought of this.
Если ты бьёшь жену каждый день, то у неё будет одно требование: «Пожалуйста, не бей меня». Если ты не бьёшь свою жену, то у неё появляется целый список требований.
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Wondering which data centre she is from 🤔
I went to the dentist. Instead of my regular dentist, an Indian dentist came to look at my teeth. I asked why my regular dentist was not there, and they said she works on different days. I rescheduled for a different day. The Indian knew why I refused. I am NOT going to an Indian dentist.
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There should be a feature if there’s a wrong password then system must tell by what percent. Suppose, Actual pwd —> Hello123* Typed Pwd —> Hell0123* Message must be like : Sorry you typed wrong password, it matched 88.88% and you’re wrong by just 11.11% 😁😁😁
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Offering your women for comfort is what you call cohabitation, others call it pimping. 🤏
Whites and East Asians are the only two races that can cohabitate with another.
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Sorry to say, both thalipeeth —> thaalipattu and bharli vangi —> ennegaayi are Karnataka’s quintessential dishes.
Maharashtrian cuisine is having a middle child identity crisis, heavily influenced by Punjabi food from one side & South Indian food from the other. Our thalipeeth & bharli vangi are being edged off menus. In few years paneer butter masala & benne dosa might be listed under Maharashtrian food. Don't laugh, we are halfway there. We need a Vidyanand Bapat to save Maharashtrian cuisine from this culinary takeover!
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earthquake in Melbourne??
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Now I’m afraid to use Microsoft’s AI assistant. What if it stabs me?
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Claude ಕವಿತೆ - ೧ ಶೈಲಿ : ಭಕ್ತಿ ಗೀತೆ ಮೂಲ : Lead kindly light - J H Newman
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Pitrs visiting us in 15 days be like
#WATCH | Bihar | A grand laser light and water fountain show was inaugurated at Devghat on the Falgu River in Gaya, Bihar, ahead of the Pitru Paksha Mela 2026 Inspector General (IG) of Police for the Magadh Range, Vikas Vaibhav, says, "The Pitru Paksha Mela is set to begin in Gaya tomorrow. The district administration has made all the necessary preparations, and the police are on high alert to ensure that this experience, which is inherently divine and steeped in ancient tradition, is pleasant and seamless for all pilgrims. Several police helplines have been established to address any issues. A temporary police station has also been set up, and the safety of all pilgrims will be monitored round the clock through CCTV surveillance..." (24.09)
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Reason why India wins always wins.
What proportion of your country is arable land? Source: buff.ly/HIlo4d7
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Mr Nags - a visionary.
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आचार्यस्य केनापि अपमानं महत्तमं पापम्. विकासशीलदेशः तत् स्वीकुर्वितुं न शक्नोति. 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Most Disgusting post of 2026 👇🏽
Replying to @hasanthehun
She’s Christian, born in America and her mom is white. Care to shows us a picture of your family?
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Among all the satisfying videos, this is the most satisfying.
Man beats up another man at an airport after he called him the N-word.
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Disappointed to know about blippi’s video before he became famous.
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But he doesn’t stand with you.
We stand with Bo.
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and definitely she had wiped it and not washed. 🤮
An Australian competitor at HYROX Beijing suffered sudden fecal incontinence mid-race due to intense physical stress — but still pushed through and finished strong. Race organizers confirmed they immediately isolated and disinfected the affected area, disposing of equipment and waste in line with regulations. After the event, they replaced the carpet and ran a full deep-clean of the venue.
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Doesn’t she look like billionaire’s wife?
Throwback to the 1993-94 when Captain Cook challenged the undisputed leadership of Tata Salt. 4 years later Captain Cook crossed the ₹100 crore mark taking on Tata Salt’s dominance in the market. Today this advertisement is remembered as an iconic piece of Indian advertising.
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