Writer, mother, secret agent in and around the Twin Cities area.

Minnesota, USA
Joined June 2018
When you have debilitating bad mental health days but still have to adult...
God doesn’t listen to your prayers, he gave up with humanity a long time ago.
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Announcing the second bi-annual Comreton Calleios! Stay tuned for more information on this virtual conference on Gaulish Polytheism and Galatibessus. #gaulpol #gaulishpolytheism #polytheist #polytheism #pagan #paganism #gaul #celticpagan #celticpolytheism #gaulish #gaulishgods
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Let's do lunch? I just earned a badge for lunchtime listening, so ... probably not. Join in the fun with a free ...: audible.com/t1/badges_at?sou…
Catching up on Magnus Archive episodes. I started yelling at the part of she found an eye in the wall and went and got a kitchen knife... best day at the office ever. Not so much for the folks around me. @TheRustyQuill @jonnywaistcoat
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Why is it so— when hands let go, it is the heart that holds on tight, like the final flicker of a fading star— taken by the light.
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Anyone else feel a huge weight leave their shoulders.
Is there other fallout for these people? What do their employers think?
At least 17 “patriots” from Minnesota followed orders of President Trump & took part in the violent storming of the U.S. Capitol in D.C on January 6. From #ProudBoys to #HoldTheLine organizers, we take a look at some of the Minnesotans who make the trip. unicornriot.ninja/2021/d-c-r…
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No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol. We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.
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Stop policing gender. Trans women can be butch. Trans guys can be femme. It doesn’t mean they are “detransitioning” or “not trans enough.” Every person should be able to express their gender in whatever way feels best to them that moment.
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Wake up sluts it’s time to perform sinnery
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Rejection, even when you see it coming, is still rejection and doesn't hurt any less.
pro tip: my uncle spent three years in a basement, hiding from the Nazis. you can skip Thanksgiving and wear a mask for one winter
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I'm just going to say it. The US are filled with monsters that don't give a fuck about basic human decency.
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Her perfume reminded me of freshly picked flowers and sticky candy floss, mixed with a gentle hint of debauchery.
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I swear I can feel my brain chemistry change.
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He knew. He lied. 190,000 people died.
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Behind the Green Door in a Limited and Specific Way.
Ruin a film title by adding the phrase “in a limited and specific way”. I’ll start: The Empire Strikes Back in a Limited and Specific Way
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