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Downrange
Joined February 2011
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...bunch of borscht-gargling, up-jumped muzhiks think they can get away with using a goddamn Sukhoi to skunk-spray avgas at a robot who's got more confirmed kills than the NKVD...
Drunk Predator Drone retweeted
[Meanwhile, at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz.)
"You're *absolutely sure* that *everyone* can read the 'Goodyear' on the side of my blimp, right? Absolutely *100%* certain? From far away?"
guys, we have shot down our third UFO in as many days and the Super Bowl is starting soon, I feel like I have seen this goddamn movie
You guys remember when our own big dumb balloon got loose over Aberdeen Proving Ground and the Pennsylvania State Police had to take it down with a damn Mossberg? Those were the days, man.
TIRED: "Come and take them!"
WIRED: "Retreat, hell! We just got here."
INSPIRED: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."














