#Purdue’s lovable doofus! Slamming beers and birthday shots. Catch me at Harry’s. #ImYourWingMan PARODY

West Lafayette, IN
Joined February 2021
Totally don’t remember fighting Pete after breakfast club... #Purdue
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Skim U gah! Or whatever. Good cover, boys. Lets go row boats!! #Purdue
I respect the Purdue Boilermakers and still think the Gophers cover 🫡
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Replying to @GopherHole
We ain’t losing lol, Lindsey is getting better and better and better…
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#Purdue literally just destroyed Minnesota 41-13… less that 24 hours ago… so clearly this fucking ball “knower” has the Gophers power ranked ahead of the Boilers. 🖕😆🖕
Big Ten 🏈 Power Rankings: 1. Indiana 2. Ohio St 3. UCLA 4. Northwestern 5. Iowa 6. Nebraska 7. USC 8. Oregon 9. Wisconsin 10. Michigan 11. Minnesota 12. Purdue 13. Penn St 14. Illinois 15. Washington 16. Maryland 17. Michigan St 18. Rutgers New PR’s every Sunday.
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Just accept where you are in the pecking order, Coney
I try to be positive man but damn. 41-13 Purdue against Purdue is unacceptable. Come on man!
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These dipshits know zero ball. I will spike a 3-3 record football. Fuckem.
● 2026 Record Prediction ● ⚫️ Purdue Boilermakers ⚫️ 1-11 (0-9) Indiana State ✅️ Wake Forest ❌️ at UCLA ❌️ Notre Dame ❌️ at Illinois ❌️ Minnesota ❌️ Washington ❌️ at Penn State ❌️ Maryland ❌️ at Iowa ❌️ Wisconsin ❌️ at Indiana ❌️ • Purdue was 2-10 last season and unfortunately I don't see things getting much better in 2026. The ceiling in my opinion is 4-8 but Purdue will be underdogs in almost every game except the first one vs Indiana State. Ryan Browne is a better QB than people give him credit for but the team as a whole is still depleted in talent. You could argue each positional unit is 17th/18th in the #BigTen. I do believe the passing attack could have a successful season and should put up big numbers especially if Purdue is trailing in most games.
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Minnesota has an NFL caliber QB a proven experienced running back and three preseason all big ten selections😭 The only team purdue will beat this year is indiana state
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Drunk Rowdy retweeted
i'm not fucking scared of Purdue university ok
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#Purdue has lost 0 consecutive Big Ten Games
Purdue has lost 19 consecutive Big Ten games. Purdue has lost 19 consecutive Big Ten games. Purdue has lost 19 consecutive Big Ten games.
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What did that color coordinator just say in the Purdue game??? 😳
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Drunk Rowdy retweeted
Woke up to Kevin Kane still being the Purdue DC
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This fucker thinks #Purdue pulled the financial support, instead of the reported attempted strong arm by Catchings for MORE money. Ha. 😆
Yes, and add Catchings who left when the financial promises were reneged. Why Smith and TKR didn't go get paid while they could we will never know.
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Replying to @USMNT
I can’t wait for the USA 🇺🇸 to be ‘ELIMINATED’ from the FIFA World Cup 2026 and sent home. lol. 😂 I want them knocked out so the Aussie Socceroos 🇦🇺 💛💚 don’t have to play against them once again. May the best team win! ⚽🏆
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The word “reporter” is carrying a lot of weight here, but at least time Jeff is finally right about something.
College basketball reporter Jeff Goodman takes a shot at LSU head coach Will Wade: "Will Wade, I wish you didn't come back to college basketball. Honestly, I mean that. I like Will. I've known Will since he was an assistant at Harvard back in 2007... 2008. But man, you suck for college basketball. You're making it into a mockery. Look in the mirror and understand it's not just about you... Don't try to ruin this sport."
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Pinnis loves beavers.
✍️ OFFICIALLY A BEAVER! Welcome to #BeaverNation Peteris Pinnis! #GoBeavs
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Common IU behavior.
Let’s not forget… this is all over SPORTS My daughter is 13 years old and this is disgusting. I hope @IndianaFootball is proud of how their fans are representing their program @ChadKellysRhand @FBIDirectorKash @elonmusk @FBI
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Drunk Rowdy retweeted
Portal for 3 days, zero visits, decision already made I’m sure it all came together after he hit the portal though
BREAKING: 6-11 Tennessee transfer JP Estrella has committed to Michigan, per @PeteThamel. Estrella averaged 10.0 PPG and 5.4 RPG in just 18.3 MPG for the Vols. Dusty May gets another big.
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Must be something I said…
Replying to @krystenpeek
I know why you were fired!! 🤡
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Replying to @EW
Finally, almost 32 years later, we have answers
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