He Who Must Not Be Named

There was a time when young people sat with Javed Ahmed Ghamidi sb on national TV and openly asked him about atheism and every confusion they carried. Today you won’t find a single show that touches the subject, nor a scholar of his calibre willing to answer the youth. No one asks those questions anymore. And no one is there to answer them. What a steep downfall these years have brought

Leaving Twitter! Not gonna make this too long, but after thinking about it I’m gonna leave this app for good. People are just too rude to me. Everyone hates me. Also i have zero friends. Just gonna focus on my career from now on. It was a beautiful ride. Bbye dosto <3

Through experiments, and being a foodie helped a lot. I just know which ingredients will make something taste better. Plus, I’ve always been my mom’s helper in the kitchen whenever I was around

Decisions, decisions…

No wonder I have so many fans!

Ejaz Sahab

The loudness and duration of a burp are directly proportional to how good the food was

Perfect for those Pakistani aunties whose entire culinary skill is just yeeting green coriander on everything on the table

Time to share your secrets!!

Teray bin nahin lagda Dill mera dholna….

I wish some ex-men’s salon workers were here to tell the other side of the story

Nutritionists belong in the kitchen Doctors belong in the butcher shops Physiotherapists belong in spas Pharmacists belong in jail Dentists belong in pawn shops Nurses belong in hell

Desi Karen doesn’t like polio workers knocking on her door. She slams it in their faces while they’re just trying to do their job in one of the last two countries in the world where polio still exists (the other being Afghanistan). More than 200 polio health workers and the policemen escorting them have been killed in attacks. Most get around 10–12k for the entire area round, roughly 1,500 for a full day of door-to-door work for the polio worker, with no extra allowance for the police or Levies escorting them

Ab awaz na aye kissi ki basss…..

Unki tareef main kahain kya alfaaz hee nahin…

Un Ki Mehfil Mein ‘Nasir’ Un Ke Tabassum Ki Qasam Dekhate Rah Gae Hum Hath Se Jaana Dil Ka

Kuchh Nai Baat Nahin Husn Pe Aana Dil Ka Mashghala Hai Ye Nihayat Hi Purana Dil Ka

Desi twitter Halloween costumes are more like “Baigani Shadi main Abdullah Deewana”