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I literally just saw an ad on Facebook Marketplace for a crotchless, panty set with garters. The kicker? They listed them as from a non smoking , pet-less home. #wtf
I’m answering every spam call today with “f*ck your mother “, waiting for the silence, then hanging up. #idliketotalktoyouaboutyourextendedwarranty
Looks like Trump’s notorious, golden toilet got repurposed into a statue. Spoiler alert, golden statues are not the only “golden” things he likes . #gold #tacky #gaudy
An outrageously golden statue of former President Donald Trump wearing shorts and flip-flops is on display at the Conservative Political Action Conference.
Trump will speak at CPAC on Sunday in his first public appearance since leaving office. cnn.it/3pTTye1
Let’s go ....
BREAKING: U.S. Supreme Court declines former President Trump's request to keep his tax records from being turned over to a New York state prosecutor. apne.ws/LN57eZk
In another post that didn’t age well , @mtgreenee claimed that “space lasers” caused the wildfires . @HouseGOP get your kids out of the street #antisemetic #dumb #wtf #InvestigateMarjorie #ExpelGreene
The Amazon logo is actually Jeff Bezos’s weiner giving it to you . If you can’t unsee it now, you’re welcome. #Bezos #Amazon #Logo_Design
Since everyone is getting so good at photoshop with the Bernie memes , can we start making them with orange asshole mouth in jail ?
ADIOS MOTHA FUCKA ! Don’t let the impeachment hit you in the ass on the way out . #ByeDon
Even with the National mall being closed for the inauguration, it will still be a bigger turnout than Spanky’s #ByeDon #Inauguration2021
Amazing to watch these spineless, #gop bootlickers throw their hands up , and back away from orange asshole mouth now. Guess the traitors that stormed the Capitol achieved the opposite intention.