Trump explained. "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." Lyndon B. Johnson

So, I did a little blog: drugmonkey.blogspot.com/

Once again, this is a tweet I got on election night. It doesn't seem to have aged well. @theNickNiti

Seems like a good time to review this tweet I got on election night. Lol.

Dear @paramountplus Corporate Cocksuckers, This gets re-installed when you re-sign Colbert. Assholes.

Anaphylaxis is 100% a side effect of your immune system working naturally. As is every allergic reaction ever. I'm sorry you so desperately want to be smart and have failed.

Twitter is soon to be the Yahoo! of social media. Come find me on Bluesky.

If you're on Bluesky and I'm not following you lemmie know. I'm looking for people to follow over there.

Fuck this. I'm going bluesky.

Well aren't I just a goddamn prophet. You should just pretty much do the opposite of what I say lately. If you watched the whole broadcast you saw a couple decent fights though. Including the women's fight of the century.

Tyson will be slow, you lose speed with age, but he'll still be plenty strong and know how to defend himself. He only needs one punch.

These are great times for brain worms by the way

Guy can't even get a weekday show on Fox yet is about to manage a $916 billion budget, over 2 million uniformed personnel, and 950,000 civilian employees. I've got a front row seat to witness the destruction of the mightiest country the world has ever seen.

I've always believed Mike Tyson was overrated as a boxer. I also believe this You Tube douche will be picking canvas out of his teeth tonight.

This has not aged well. My problem is I keep forgetting its impossible to go broke betting on stupid in this country.

The black nazi in North Carolina lost. The white nazi won easily. That tells you everything you need to know.

If it weren't for my 91 year old mom I would never set foot in Ohio again. I am so done with the shithole part of this country.

A bold prediction since I've been so good at them lately. Trump is gonna fuck over RFK Jr.

From this moment I am a Californian before an American. I wish we could secede.

As a man, I am embarrassed. As an American, I am embarrassed. As U2 once said, I'm only hanging on to watch you go down.