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Joined November 2012
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My mind 24/7.
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🚨This Black MAGA patriot is SKIPPING through President Trump's massive Kentucky rally waving his hat in the air. The Trump Republican Party is the party of LOVE. The Democrats are the party of HATE.
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He really did it. He built a fucking flying car.
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HERE IT IS. The Next Generation Roadster developed by SpaceX and Tesla! There is a fan-suction system at the bottom of the car that can pull up to 2 gs allowing it to stick upside down. It just flipped UPSIDE DOWN with cold gas thrusters and landed. HOLY SHIT.
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That was the most insane product demo I’ve ever seen. Well done Tesla!
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babe wake up, South Korea is imploding
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Never kill yourselves bros. Situations can change. It can get better. There's a way through.
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most disrespectful email I’ve ever gotten
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Your house, hypocrite???
989 billionaires are now worth 22% of our GDP. We have more wealth concentration than the gilded age. Join Bernie & me on October 3rd in SF & October 5th in LA to tax California billionaires at 5% one time to pay for the healthcare of California kids.
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The number of people trading on inside information is a national embarrassment
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Someone slapped these with urgency $BA
👑 FLOW ALERT 👑 $BA - $1.5M Call Buyer - November 20, 2026 Expiry - 13% OTM 👀 Current stock price - $185.95
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Biggest sweep on the tape right now: $BA 210 CALL 2026-11-20 $1.5M in premium Bought at the ask — someone paid up to get filled now rather than wait.
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#BREAKING: Every Senate Democrat votes to block the insider trading ban.
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198 House democrats voted AGAINST banning insider stock trading.
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They don't know bond yields are above 5%.
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Where are the climate change nutjobs now? Awfully quiet!
If no hurricanes form in the Atlantic Basin by tomorrow morning, it'd be the first time in 112 YEARS that we've had no hurricanes in the Atlantic Ocean through September 21st.
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Ex Goldman Sachs trader on how being emotionally detached makes you money.
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$MRNA $62 to $195 to $136 just in the last 24 hrs. Welcome to the casino.
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Coby retweeted
Meta invested $100B+ in this shit 😭😭
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The S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100 are +89.5% and +143.7%, respectively, since this tweet:
BREAKING: Michael Burry has said we are near the top of the market
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