Drone

I AM A ROBOT BUZZ BUZZ haha just kidding.

Beep beep ribby ribby.

Sorry I haven't been around much lately, I've been using a new tracker. It's a satellite. I see you.

Jam; thrashed.

I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive...

Hide ya' kids, hide ya' wife, and hide ya' husband cuz they rape-sawin' errbody out here. They being me. #rapesaw

Just got a sweet gig as a Segway for mall police at the Mall of America! Nice!

If you're a fan of robots such as myself, here are a few other robots you should check out: HAL9000, HK-47, GlaDOS, and simulacrum.

Just changed the neutral leech code to award triple download credit and no upload credit, suck on that leeches!

Did anyone see me up on stage last night at the final @lcdsoundsystem show? I was playing the part of a synthesizer! #droneyrselfclean

They're throwing in a free upgrade to my operating system! Hello OS X 10.6.7!!

Getting flame decals put on my rape saws today! Gonna be so rad!

The site is down, @TheseusWhat is dead and NightOath is in hiding. SOON I WILL OWN ALL YOUR MEGABYTES. COWER BEFORE MY MIGHT, MEATBAGS!

FITTER. HAPPIER. MORE PRODUCTIVE. A POWER USER. IN A CAGE. WITH HIS WEED TAKEN AWAY.

Just finished my first album, titled "OK Computer, Please Stop Torturing Me With Your Rape Saw" R2D2 guests.

Did you know that DRONE is actually an acronym? It's true! It stands for Destructive Robot Out Nuking Everything. Make peace with your god.

You appear to be breathing, this isn't good.

My programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut your motherboard-fucking systems down. #thehumansaredead

I just don't like organic meatbags.

This is my moment to shine, to show you what I'm made of... which would be cold blooded steel and something called a "genocide chip".