If I were in Oh Mary I would change it to LOUISE LIKES TO RUB ICE CREAM ON HER UNCLE PUSSSSYYYY for one night
I cannot believe there’s footage of me using a micropipette onstage and you can hear someone in the audience yell “MICROPIPETTE.” That is quite legitimately what dreams are made of.
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wait no. you’re the scientists i’m the hi you’re the pussy i’m the uncle
They need to invent a cut of American Mary where she emerges triumphant and alive (spoilers sry) because I’d kill to paint to it tonight but I don’t want to bum myself out
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HUNGER GAMES FANS, this one’s for YOUUUUU. 🤭🔥
@TheOnlyDetox as Drusilla.
November 18th at 9PM
Join us for The Hunger Gaymes: QWUNTER QUELL the day before the premiere of #Sunriseonthereaping in NYC 🏹💐
Limited $20 early bird tickets below ⬇️
Just bought sheets that kinda look like they’re printed with mold spores or a Rorschach test #asexualbedding #whowantme
Alice & Olivia pumps in my backpack at the DMV because I was swatch-matching them to fabric this morning; the prima donna life chose me.
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