In West Philadelphia, born and raised. The playground is where I spent most of my days.

MPLS
Joined September 2008
If HR Pufnstuf exists, then Accounts Recievable Pufnstuf and Sales Pufnstuf must exist as well.
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Heya @Delta. Been waiting over an hour for our luggage. This is the worst carousel ride ever #MNStateFair
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Kinda bullshit that the Cars didn't have a song called Gary Numan
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In my religion if you get into heaven you automatically receive all of the food they forgot to give you at the quarry taco bell over the years
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REAL TALK: If you’re an creative type and looking for something to do, do yourself a favor and check out tonight’s Art Salon, put on by your pals at Hennepin Theatre Trust and hosted by yours truly. I WISH there was an event like this when I moved to the cities.
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If you’re a local maker and you’re looking for likeminded folk, look no further. HTT has gathered some of the best in local arts together to chat and nosh. All disciplines. They’ve done as good as a job curating the event as they have the art on the walls, as well. Check it out.
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Oh, and All The Pretty Horses are playing as well. Yup. And it’s somehow free. I’m still not sure how that’s possible. 6-9pm tonight. @hennepintheatre!
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In 1986, at end an alley, a block and a half north of Hollywood Blvd, on Vine St., was a concrete wall, bordering a parking lot, with barbed wire across the top. Sprayed in sprawling jagged letters across this wall was the announcement, “AGNES MOOREHEAD IS GOD.” 📸 John Kite – at Los Angeles, CA
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I bet Soul Asylum took all those kids and made that video to throw everyone off their scent.
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commercial: do you have videos and films that are degrading? me: and how
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Judy Blume calling a reviewer a bitch is the exact salve I needed
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if Cocaine Bear takes off I'm really looking forward to the knockoffs. Codine Wolf! Caffeine Cougar! Crack Macaw!
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had the name wrong originally because there was literally a man who wandered the streets of my hometown called "Cocaine Wolf" #legend
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If this balloon is supposed to gather intelligence what's it doing above Montana
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I'm beginning to have second thoughts on this whole wordle thing – at Minneapolis, MN
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And a merry Christmas to you, @Delta – at New Brighton, MN
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Tomorrow! Be there and be scared! I'll be the ghoulish host with the most for this rock spooktacular! 👻👻👻
Ian Rans retweeted
These are unsettling times for anyone who has an ex called Ian.
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It boggles the mind how seemingly smart people don't understand you can geotag literally anywhere on IG without. being. there.
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