Notorious dark-humoured Brummie. Historian of ancient religion. Pianist and funeral organist. Gg-child of a Peaky Blinder 🇬🇧🥃

The Shire
Joined February 2009
What in the universal credit, fridge in the front garden, peppa pig plate used as an ashtray, crisis loan, french bulldog breeding, this town is full of snakes, middle section of Aldi, nappies at toddlers ankles, dads on licence, strongbow dark fruits, self diagnosed mental illness, kids eating crisps for dinner, Tesco value ham, front garden trampoline, lip filler paid with child benefit, spag BOWL, just me and me kids now, 35p energy drink, shouting in the street in your dressing gown, I swear down on me mums life, live laugh love, twos on that? silver crushed velvet living room, one pouch of bacci til next Thursday is going on here??
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Today it is impossible to scroll through here so I shall leave you with an atmospheric photo I took some time ago in Birmingham. I was moored on the canal just behind that building to the left in Gas Street Basin. Very early one morning I got up and walked along the street as the rising sun started to break through the fog. It was so beautiful.
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hot girl summer is over, it's time for plaguemaxxing autumn
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POV you're the last avacado in Waitrose.
POV you're the last Emma Bridgewater "love is all you need" jug in the shop
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So they’ve refused bail on Danny Tommo not because of the criminal damage, but because he wouldn’t give them his PIN to his phone. They want access to his phone and details about the Patriot platform. That’s what all this is about.
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A child left behind, injured in the water, while his father gets onto the boat and leaves French lifeguards to save him. What kind of father does that? Crashing waves. Chaos. A child struggling in the water, while his own father boards the boat rather than staying to protect him. I believe scenes like this expose the failures surrounding these crossings, from the charities involved, to the actions of the French authorities, to the decisions being made by the British Government. People are becoming increasingly angry about what they are seeing. I genuinely fear that if confidence in the authorities continues to collapse, some people will eventually try to take matters into their own hands. To be absolutely clear, I am not condoning, encouraging or supporting violence in any way, shape or form. Adrian
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PIP set to double to £45 billion per year by 2030 Here’s why..
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It's important when you're an extremely privileged champagne socialist celeb to support the current thing, even if it means throwing your fellow artists under the bus in the process. Sorry Ed Sheeran but Paloma has virtue signalling points to collect #parody
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🚨 BREAKING: People can have different opinions and still be friends.
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What will likely happen is: Piddington will get the migrants blocked and everyone will celebrate it as a massive win. The migrants will then be dumped in a hotel ten minutes away from a school in a working class town. The people of Piddington will call it a day, do a victory lap and then we'll never hear from them again. They will not help when the problem is elsewhere because they do not care. The media and politicians making a song and dance will shut up and move on to the next big story and yet again, it will be the people who are against immigration who will suffer whilst those who support it are rewarded.
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GB News
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‘He’s kicked our cameraman, you don’t do that!’ GB News Presenter @PatrickChristys is confronted by migrants throwing stones and glass while trying to question volunteers at a migrant camp in northern France. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
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I’m going to tell you a simple truth. If you cannot accept good faith criticism of your leader, you don’t belong to a Party, you’re in a cult.
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I challenge you to read this aloud to yourself without sniggering.
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HJB News
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Migrant who arrived in the UK illegally by boat one month ago explains how he’s enjoying the nightlife and how all his accommodation is taken care of by the British taxpayer. This is absolutely ridiculous. We are a laughing stock of the world.
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Piddington 🙄
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Got what they voted for award
🚨NEW: Women in Piddington, a village of just 350 people where the government plans to put 1,250-3,500 illegal migrants, have released a video begging female MPs to speak out for them in Parliament
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Remember, every pound you donate to the RNLI goes towards the rape of British women, children, pensioners and goats.
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No one should be funding the RNLI if you care about this country.
The amount of people cancelling their direct debits to RNLI right now, the charity won’t be round much longer let’s put it that way. The RNLI is facilitating illegal entry into the UK and will be investigated and arrested for treason. The crimes that are being committed right now are too big to conduct under our current fraudulent and corrupt Juridical system. THE ONLY WAY IS MILITARY TRIBUNALS. CLEAN AND SWIFT.
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It’s good to remember that Zack Polanski thinks all the men who arrived last night should be allowed to work with kids from day 1 Zero background checks, we don’t even know their names But he would put them in nursery schools
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