In a dog-eat-dog world, my main fear is the final remaining megadog.

Nice goatse.

Tributes have been coming in for the man who fell and died atop his own bonfire. Sounds like he was a good guy.

WordPress: you don't contribute, you just take Also WordPress: We're taking extraordinary measures by usurping your plugin with 2 million active installs because a security flaw we won't let you fix is a major widespread issue They can't both be true.

Not sure what’s happened to quality control at @YorkshireTea but the number of split tea bags ruining a brew is getting out of hand.

I’m looking for an iOS app that would allow a user to apply custom-designed templates (e.g. borders, logo) to a photo for making a branded social media post. Any suggestions?

Had one of those dreams where @iainlee turns up and introduces himself as @richardpbacon and you know it’s not right but it’s the same ballpark so you just go along with it.

At my first post-pandemic tech meetup. Listening to @naomigo imparting invaluable wisdom on TDD to @phpsw

One of the last remaining pieces of embedded shrapnel from the browser wars.

A toaster with user profiles.

Making my second cup of tea of the morning as I Dido’d the first one.

Sage advice from the kitchen notepad.

Boring fitness update: new deadlift PB of 6 reps of 130kg 🏋️‍♀️

TIL my father used to have a cat called Zerubbabel.

Updating the firmware on my Christmas tree 🎄 🤷‍♂️

Hey Twitter, what’s a good murder mystery that’s available to stream?

I know it’s serious and I shouldn’t laugh, but I’m at the vets office and the receptionist on the phone keeps repeating the phrase “four whole chocolate oranges” 🫣🫣😆

I once lost my job as a gym instructor. Just didn’t work out.

🎲 Too lazy to roll the dice when playing Monopoly, I embarked on a fun little project experimenting with MicroPython and a Raspberry Pi Pico. The display is a 128x64 OLED and the most interesting part was drawing the dice using the basic primatives offered by the display driver.

Hitchhiking is a dying hobby.