Can’t believe I used to suck at skating 😭 Until I put on a pair of the Dapps socks that is… 😏🧦

Hands occupied with blessings I can’t hold no grudges 🤝

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg tonight 🙏

Judas: Still on for Friday ? Jesus: Friday ? Judas: Yea, the last supper. Jesus: The what ?! Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the boys.

You ever poorly time your laundry and end up having to step out wearing a slightly moist fit ??

Just did my taxes all by myself ! I should be in jail by Friday

God forbid a white boy get a little motion

The root problem of a lot of people’s malaise is that they don’t be doin enough arts & crafts straight up

Sorry I’m late I had to try on 9 different outfits just to end up picking the first one

I know I’m a day late… but happy birthday women 🙏

Wow bro. I really can’t believe that Jizz changed his name to “Jezz”… House Music will never be the same 😭😭

If you don’t fw my music you might just be slapptose intolerant 🤷‍♂️

NEW CHINESE YEAR, NEW CHINESE ME 🙏

START SMALL, ACT BIG 🤝

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos ? Burger King cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, always shifting just like water

My dentist said that I’m grinding in my sleep… I told her you real af for recognizing that 🤝💯

I just really hope that both teams have fun…

Football at a Bad Bunny concert ?!?!