Comedian | Actor | Writer | “Always look up.” -my Mom

Seattle
Joined November 2008
The greatest compliment I’ve ever received:
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We are all witnesses.
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Going to work everyday
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I’m a little worried about his cabinet picks.
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Anyone else not looking forward to four years of being tailgated?
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This is a grim map, fam. We got our asses absolutely kicked.
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Anyone know where I can get a few million of these?
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Geno… I don’t know… Who were you…
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Watching the Seahawks game.
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You know the comedians who will make you laugh and then, when you’re running out of breath from laughing, they keep going? That is Jessica Kirson.
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Me: Have you heard of this thing called A? Coworker: Oh, you mean B? Me: No. It's called A. Coworker: Huh. What I like about B is... 😑 #typicalworkplacebanter
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.@Seahawks injury update: CB Tre Brown (*ankle) and CB Artie Burns (toe) will not return to the game.
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Watching the Seahawks first half.
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This is looking more like a cluster of talent and less like a team. #Seahawks
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