🎶🖤💀OUT NOW ON ALL YOUR FAVORITE STREAMING PLATFORMS (and your least favorite, the ones who's names you utter only in hushed whispers under the moonlight)

This app is a fucking joke

10 hot dogs in a pack, 8 hot dog buns in a bag Big Buns and Big Weiners are in kahoots together so you'll buy more WAKE UP

There's something inherently magical about music. It connects us all. A cosmic tether to some unknown plane of harmony. In this essay I will explain how musicians are actually sorcerers,

I often feel lost in the universe but then I play my guitar and somehow it all makes a little more sense

Spreading hate is easy Spreading kindness is hard Eating just one slice of pizza is impossible

Yellow is the best starburst flavor.

Some of y'all don't wipe down the ketchup lids when you're done and it shows

Twitter feels like a chore

throwback

Hard candies are great if you love flavored spit

I know what must be done* but I'm not sure I have the strength to do it** *stop eating pizza **literally eating an entire pie in one sitting

I am a but a metronome going back and forth between disassociation and hyper awareness of my existence

Somewhere along the way we let analytics dictate the direction of art

I like to use words I don't know incorrectly until someone corrects me. This is how I learn the definitions of new words Can I just google them? Yes. Will I instead choose to maintain this much more amusing lifestyle? Yes.

How am I supposed to tell my waiter my order is completely wrong when I can't even choose the mean options in video games

The whole crew absolutely nailed this. 5 incredibly talented people.

I just want to be told I'm doing alright by someone who's doing alright