@dreamsofparis

Insufferable complimentary elemental, educated at not giving a shit. Internet phenomenon. Stand up poetess. Your local resident comedienne.

Anchorage Alaska
Joined August 2012
If i wish hard enough for you maybe someday you will appear
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I'm just a west end girl that lives on the east side
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I'm starting an Academy. Not sure exactly what for yet. Probably just for teaching all the groovy shit I know.
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my sweet mouth is a soft place to land too
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i wanna lick that fire in your eyes
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It's been so long since I had a date, I'd probably have to show up with a resumè.
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i want to learn the way you worship what is yours
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whirlpool lapis lazuli eyes drown me, unblinking- we split and merge over again into sunrise. #tanka #poetry
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Embracing her tight, I muster all the clarity I can summon, saying into her ear directly "I CHOOSE YOU". Her eyes are glazed though. She's far off; distant; elsewhere... I have a plane to catch & a daughter that isn't speaking to me anymore. #excerpt #WoundedLover #ComplexPTSD
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My OnlyFans would just be me eating yogurt and bananas.
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I'm a jeenyus.
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I like full moons, I cannot lie.
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Stop wondering why you weren’t good enough and realize that anyone who didn’t see your value was never worthy of you.
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smack her booty pack her bongs and call her a cutie ♡
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*cries to the cigarette gods for a fuckin smoke*
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(wild applause echoes in the background).. *takes a sip of coffee*.. and it was good
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Look what I just found, you remember Amelia bedelia?
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