fen'harel 🐺

Itching to bust into Idrilla and Hawke's sleepover with pop tarts and a bottle of vodka, wearing a shirt that says DUMP HIM (crossed out because he suddenly remembered he's him)

//due to twitters new policy i would like to make it clear that i am in fact a stupid idiot and this account is an authentic representation of me

Stares at @SolasOrb. Is taken with a peculiar urge to put it on a pillow when he's not in need of it. Seems like it might be nice for it.

//@SolasOrb may be the most wholesome rp account on the PLANET !!!!!! what the HECK !!!!!!

//Scooby Doo au where the Wolf Pack pull the evanuris' masks off and are like "JINKIES! looks like it was unchecked capitalism all along!"

//i feel like trying to catch fen'harel was like trying to defeat team rocket, you keep blasting him off but he keeps coming back with more and more stupid plans

He's VERY intimated and feels @drdwlf should be, too.

Abelas stop bullying the egg challenge :(((

leliana: hey! i'm a lesbian fen: i thought you were orlesian

dread doge

solas: s(he) be(lie)ve(d) idrilla: he lied felassan: ah yes... he lied... abelas: dump him then fen: sbeve

//love you all ... superb you load of funky frogs ... even tho it constantly smells like burning fur in here with all the roasting ...

//I've since finished watching this and he will absolutely take the comparison

Carb loading to ease the pain of rejection (again). Just call him the Bread Wolf.

//IDRILLA I HAD TO SWALLOW MY OWN TONSILS SO I WOULDNT SCREAM GREMLIN !!!!!

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's four hours spent with a seaweed deep conditioning mask on his head while he contemplates the week's fuck ups.

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Pavus: can I get a fen'harhellyeah Fen: fuck. FUCK. why didn't I think of that