That Jarrod Bowen is going to be some player in league one next season!

Chris Martin would go to the opening of a bag of dog shit so long as he was getting paid! #worldcupcunt

Looks like there are about 6000 there tonight #watfordfc

Such a wank dreamteam rule from the sun for a defender if he gets subbed that he doesn’t get the clean sheet bonus…surely he’s contributed? #timber38mins

Are there 2 more wankiest overrated managers out there than Eddie Howe and Sean Dyche? Absolute dogs arse the pair of them! #Newcastle #Nottinghamforest

Why sub swap only happen on certain bets @BoyleSports?

This made me laugh @Flashscorecom #watfordfc

Is there anything more Watfordy than this 1st half? #watfordfc

I challenge @SkyNews to come down to Cornwall and prove to me that the average price of a beer is as cheap as the ‘experts’ say!

Surely a shot cleared off the line by a defender is classed as a shot on target? @SkyBet

Bachmann is an awful awful keeper. How can manager after manager keep playing him? #watfordfc

Big thanks to @UPS_UK for still not delivering our dog stroller we bought that was meant to be here between Tues-thurs but is now delayed until supposedly Monday. We need this for our dog who has just had an leg op & can’t walk meaning we can’t leave the house until it arrives 😡

You dirty dirty bastards @British_Airways cancelling our Gatwick flight at 01.30 when its departure was at 08.00! Been offered an alternate flight from HEATHROW at 13.55 but if we accept this we can’t claim for any parking or for travelling to a DIFFERENT airport!

I know that English wasn’t their 1st language but it seems that the @Checkatrade employee really didn’t understand me when I said for them to email, not ring me, with regards to me re-signing back up with them again! Really tempted not to bother now

Nothing like bleeding your loyal customers dry is it @wix with a nearly 80% annual increase! How can these so called legitimate companies get away with this?

My oh my this #watfordfc team is shit! Such poor quality in so many areas #pozzoout

Ha ha, good one @AdmiralUK I didn’t realise it was April Fools today! Been with you around 10 years (as your renewals have always been competitive) and never claimed once

I really do wonder how stupid/gullible the self appointed fan mouthpieces like wendover & the other sycophants now feel after this transfer window. If they can’t see that the club use them cos they’ll believe anything anyone in power tells them then there is no hope #watfordfc

Imagine clapping those 2 twats off after all that! #watfordfc

That’s cos we’ve got rid of all the good and are left with all the shit! #watfordfc