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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined April 2014
have you streamed #JOYRIDE by @KeshaRose today? 🫡
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When they make the Pevensie kids Irish and set the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe during the troubles in the 90s and the end sequence where they rediscover the wardrobe and return to the real world as children is set to Dreams by the cranberries #yeah
There are serious logistical flaws. For example, The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe occurs during WWII in the 1940s. Peter, Susan, Ed, and Lucy Pevensie flee London for the country because London is being bombed by Nazis. This is a huge plot point and shapes how the characters interact for the rest of the story. It is impossible for Digory to have lived in the 1950s, because he built the wardrobe which Lucy climbed into. It’s made out of Narnian wood, which is why it becomes a portal between two worlds. Digory grows up to be the eccentric professor who the Pevensie children take shelter with during WWII. The era change completely upends the entire series. I don’t understand how anyone familiar with the source material could make this kind of mistake.
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made this cake for my sister's birthday 🤠
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Elon Musk unveils flying car at Tesla Roadster event.
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Do you think they've ever explored each others bodies
Why did JARVIS have to sacrifice himself when these 2 dummy AIs exist😭
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wanda dw i’m gonna get u some grandkids 😍😍😍
MY VAGINA JUST SLAMMED OPEN
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Philomena Cunk hunting the Vision is so funny to me 😭 I've never been happier to see a Polar Bear in Arlington Texas #VisionQuest
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I was shocked to see her in VisionQuest. It takes me out of the show whenever it cuts to her. It's like one of those gags where people edit themselves into a scene in a movie.
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how you all sound about the aslan creating a world sequence
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she was in new jersey losing her fucking MINDDDDJSNDNF F
genuinely the funniest thing the mcu has done.
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Ancestry results randomly got updated and I'm apparently 3% Acadian now
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Thank you Ukraine for destroying the Russian bot farms so we may enjoy the Kelly Clarkson Brooklyn toy shop fiasco to the fullest
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Trisha paytas upgrading to rod laver is sending me, ma'am what do you mean you're selling as many tickets as LORDE did
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for the love of god please let the showrunner actually read the books instead of whatever the fuck happened with that movie
Trust us, he’s a genius! 🧠 Artemis Fowl, the bestselling fantasy book series, has been greenlit for an animated TV series adaptation, coming to Disney+ and Disney Channel.
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ben franklin was sooooo cunt for flying a kite in a storm with a little key on it to discovery electricity. and he did all that while wearing heels? girl
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Yeah, her own
Remember when Katy Perry ended careers with this banger
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me and the person who invented letting a dirty pan soak in the sink:
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Doctor Strange y Wanda cuando vean que el otro también está en el equipo de Doom:
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if you asked a production company in 2026 to make a 22 episodes per season, 40 minute show starting an ensemble cast of women with season-long overarching mystery plots they'd take you out back and shoot you in the head
‘Desperate Housewives’ premiered 22 years ago today.
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desperate housewives post-covid would have been an 8 episode miniseries that all got dumped onto Hulu in 2 parts then a second season of 6 episodes with half the original cast that would get the same treatment 3 years later
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