Damn you #GameStop What has the world come to when you can’t make your fortune by putting in a hard day’s money-you-already-had.

Been sick for days and I miss wine so much. I will return to you, my love.

I don’t know why I subconsciously thought after #InaugurationDay that people would suddenly stop being morons.

Kamala’s like when I make history I’m gonna go ahead and get the triple word score* yet my phone still tries to autocorrect her to a Japanese restaurant.

It’s weird having a president who uses words. #InaugurationDay

Tomorrow is #MLK day, a day devoted to remembering the aspects of Dr. King that don’t make white people too uncomfortable. What is a quote you particularly like?

Do they far right representatives have any idea what they sound like when they talk about how unprecedented Dems are being? Like, you know why, right?

Oh suddenly right-wing wants to “listen to scholars”

I’m pretty done with hearing from Trump administration and former administration looking for Kudos now. 2016 would have been a good time to suddenly have Jiminy Cricket visit.

If y’all need an emotional break rn just look at this baby picture I found of Clint Eastwood. #MentalHealthMatters

Ah, these must be those angry people in Georgia that Trump was talking about.

My grandfather is a 95 yr old WW2 vet. When we tell him what he means he forgets and thinks he’s not so great. So we made this tree so he could press a name any time and hear what he means to each person. If you want to make one on the cheap, DM me; I’ll teach you how!

Hey, remember how our power went out on Christmas? It just went out again right before midnight. What does this mean for 2021?

Who knew @DippinDots would save us all

I feel sorry for the Chinese restaurants in our little town. Power is out for 850 people at dinner time on Christmas.

The simple ideas some of y’all have about personal stimulus checks, I bet you play chess by hitting the king with tiddlywinks

If you wade through the cheesiness that is Alice in Borderland, you get to see the Japanese rendition of a Trans vs. Neckbeard martial arts showdown.

SIGH OF RELIEF Democracy has now survived – but by the width of a hair. We need to take steps to ensure the precious freedom we have taken for granted is no longer threatened by bullies – and that we begin making it equitable for **everyone**

BBC like “Let’s make a nature documentary and use John Williams for the soundtrack”