just in case anyone looks me up cause they met me at dockercon: hello, this is my personal twitter account, it is filled with garbage and ham radio (so more garbage). i do not tweet about docker things except to complain about when i have broken it.

since my moon bounce post is blowing up again, here's Another Fun Tidbit about moon bounce: one of the ways you can test your moon bounce setup to ensure that you're actually bouncing off the moon is to listen for your own echos. the round-trip time to the moon is a bit over 2s

i once worked for a week straight on lua code for the battletech 3062 wiki to automate generation of mech stats from component lists

i was listening to the the sweater song and i realized the first verse reads like a greentext shitpost > i'm me > me be > goddamn > i am

sometimes i think about getting a fancy keyboard but then i remember that i own corsair K68 despite its relative inferiority because it's spill resistant and i have killed like 3 keyboards from soda spills

they emissions test here and i dragged the carcass of the 2 door trooper and its disassembled engine with me, so i have my work cut out.

i live in colorado now

Bout to message my boss like, "Sorry, can't work today. Bad thunderstorm. Nothing wrong, I just like the rain and I'm vibing."

why don't they just blow up the ship in the suez canal and wait for the wreckage to despawn?

this is my first tweet in two months

banned from the battletech forums for posting the thread "which mech is the thiccest"

sitting in my shitbox, sparks flying from the radio, corona discharge coming from every corner, wide open throttle, barreling toward the gate of Area 51 unhindered.

*laughs in carburetor*

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