Instagram: devinp31

Knoxville, TN
Joined June 2010
It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war
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Imagine hating on me while i analyse the socio-cultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a loser.
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Hitting that perfect amount of drunk where you treat Instagram like Hinge
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Used to download demos on my 360 and hope they'd somehow screw up and give me the full version
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It don’t get no realer than this
Two men get into a fight then their dogs start fighting
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A 23 year animated film shows history repeating and meaning slipping away.
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When you leave your autistic cousin in the backyard for 5 minutes
Bryce Mitchell shadowboxing in front of a fire in the forest 😭 (via @ThugnastyMMA)
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Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo
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She hides her boyfriend, but shows her body. The love is private, the lust is public. Welcome to modern women.
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Nate Diaz when he wobbles a guy in the 5th round that has been beating his ass all fight.
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“You Dustin Poirier?” “Man fuck you” The cop realizing he might have to scrap with Dustin fuckin Poirier:
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Sending your shortest tech to get the biggest truck….while filming him in a perfect angle to make him smaller & smaller with each step towards the truck is diabolical🤣
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boomers after finally breaking even after 20 years of holding
JUST IN: US home prices have surpassed the peak of the 2006 housing bubble
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Caught myself on Call of Duty last night telling an 11 year old he ain’t got no money bitches or motion, I gotta get a new hobby
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this is insane ball knowledge
This penguin rlly stole a stone from his wife and gave it back to her 😭
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They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now
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I really need a shitty handjob from a girl trying really hard to impress me
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Donald Trump watching me trade without insider information
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Reminder: If Bernie's Social Security bill was signed into law, Social Security would be solvent for the next 75 years, benefits would go up by $2,400 & the bottom 91% of Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes. Instead, Republicans want you to work until you drop dead.
BREAKING: Trump administration considers raising retirement age to save Social Security from insolvency, per FOX
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