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sometimes a family is evil cocaine dad, hologram mommy, a loose monitor lizard, and nathan fielder
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You Can See Everything more like Me And My Gay Cocaine Husband Need Some Lip Balm
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fucking up at work and using the elizabeth holmes defense:
i'm actually just really stupid 👁️👁️
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What's crazy about the economic situation in France is, because they have best nuclear grid in the world, they're *perfectly* positioned to benefit from the AI data center boom. It would be the most strategic use of their nuclear energy ever since the plants were originally built. France could literally eclipse the US as the AI hub if they got serious about this kind of thing. But of course...they wont do that! Their labor left will do Luddite riots, the right will say the data centers are full of "demons", the greens will say that AI is bad even when powered by nuclear (and that nuclear is bad anyway).
Brisk, efficient use of progressive apologetics here: it barely happens; it exists; it’s good; why do you even care bro? 🏆
Asking the @copilotmoney app AI bot to guess my race, gender, and sexual orientation, and it’s giving the most stupid nonsense deflection.
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You are given a choice regarding how you pronounce “heinous”. You can pick the penis version or the anus version
A useful thought exercise: is the social ethos of Wesleyan broadly replicable and desirable, and for whom?
"where all-male fraternities play an important role..there are just too many horror stories waiting to happen. Forcing these organizations to admit women, as well as trans &nonbinary students, can make campuses safer for all...whatever their gender" nytimes.com/2026/10/16/opini…
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“Your lungs are queer. No signs of bronchitis or pneumonia.”
“‘Queer’?”
“ I said ‘clear.’”
“Sorry I must have misheard.”
"‘Queer’ makes no sense.”
“Sorry.”
“I wouldn’t say ‘queer.’”
Sorry!
Truly.
If a university president can be toppled by a student changing their mind about a sexual experience, then they can also be replaced by an AI avatar. No one interested in human judgement could possibly *want* the job on such terms.
‘I’m Personally Sorry’: Cornell’s President Acknowledges Missteps nytimes.com/2026/10/13/nyreg… via @NYTimes
Hear me now, gentle Sir. This is not survivable. Get out cleanly and as quickly as possible. Get a great lawyer to do the package. Go to a resort, get umbrella drinks
I keep getting Talarico ads, because the crawling abjection of his panhandling makes me think it’s a *parody* of Dem fundraising. What mindset is this supposed to appeal to?
Hahaha like anyone believes this, least of all from this author.
Opinion | Teaching College Men About Inequality, Power & Sexism Shouldn’t Be Optional
The Cornell case shows why universities should make sustained education about gender, power & sexism part of every undergraduate’s education. By Marcos Viveros Cespedes: bit.ly/4yPGavI



























