“Forth now, and fear no darkness!” - LDS | Hockey (Avs) | Football (Broncos) | DM (D&D)
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Anyone else have the Chick-fil-A commercial stuck in their heads?
I don't swear often, but frick that fricking chicken and waffles song
You know that burst of energy that over-tired toddlers or puppies get when they realize they're about to get put in bed?
My brain is an over-tired toddler.
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If my name was Phil, I would put together some sort of musical group (barbershop quartet, string quartet, or similar) and call it the Phil-Harmonic
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Whenever I stop to think, I don't actually think, I just sit there looking stupid until a thought comes to me
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I didn't get to watch BYU vs ND (dumb ESPN), cab anyone tell me why ND didn't kick a FG at the end of the first half? Seems like that would have put them in a position to win with a FG at the end of the game instead of forcing them to go for the TD. Anyone watch the game and can explain?
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I made chocolate chip banana bread muffins today. My wife took a bit of the one I was eating.
So naturally I had to eat a second one.
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I tried to order two of something on @amazon on Tuesday, they said no unless I open a free business account (tied to my normal account). So I did.
Next day Amazon said they couldn't verify who I am/my payment information, the same information I've been using for the last two years.
I sent them the information they asked for, they said it was missing information (which was clearly there), and asked for more information, but didn't give me a way to send the info.
So now, instead of getting a nice gift for my wife, I get to wait for customer service and hope they don't cancel my order altogether.
I'm not mad, I'm just upset. And mad
I looked in the fridge earlier today and realized I haven't fed my sourdough starter in a few weeks. So I put it on the counter to feed later. Guess how long it took for me to feed it.
I'll give you a hint: if your guess is any time today, you're wrong.
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Doubting Thomas retweeted
"Any use of the internet to bully, destroy a reputation, or place a person in a bad light is reprehensible.
"... We cannot control the conduct of others, but we can strive to be a peaceable people who live in accordance with the Christlike conduct and virtues taught by our Savior, Jesus Christ.”
—Elder Quentin L. Cook (@CookQuentinL)
#GeneralConference
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People are always telling me to make myself the highest priority.
I'm not big on drugs, can I just make myself a sober priority?
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Doubting Thomas retweeted
And remember to hug your goalies 🫂
ALT Mackenzie Blackwood with his arms around Wedgewood after Blackwoods opening night victory
